Saturday, February 14, 2026

Florida Couple Incite Picklebrawl

Fists flew, a paddle was used as a weapon and 20 people joined a brawl that began during a pickleball match between married couples in Port Orange, Florida, Volusia County sheriffs said. They have charged the husband and wife from one of the teams with felony battery.

Posted by retort at 12:53 PM | 14 COMMENTS | permalink

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At one point during the match, [Anthony] Sapienza used a misogynistic vulgarity to describe his opponent's wife, which her husband took exception to, the arrest affidavit said.

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That was not on my Florida Bingo card.

#1 | Posted by Sycophant at 2026-02-14 02:59 PM

Oh my. Seems the Sapienzas are in a pickle.

#2 | Posted by cbob at 2026-02-14 03:54 PM

Thats what you get for stepping in the kitchen.


That was not on my Florida Bingo card.
#1 | POSTED BY SYCOPHANT

Boomers, Pickleball, and a brawl, has Florida written all over it.

#3 | Posted by oneironaut at 2026-02-14 05:07 PM

Sapienza

A thiccneck cuban species closely related to h. sapiens

#4 | Posted by john_savage2 at 2026-02-14 05:13 PM

thiccneck cuban species
#4 | Posted by john_savage2

It's nice that after sixty years of pretending Cubans are the "Good Ones,"

Republicans are finally admitting they've always known Cubans are disgusting filthy disease-carrying mud race subhumans.

#5 | Posted by snoofy at 2026-02-14 05:53 PM

How many John_Savages does the world really need? I already have 2 of them killfiled where I can't smell them.

And isn't that kind of a gay name in Trumper circles anyway? Like some ------------, high heeled, whip-wielding German SS Officer?

#6 | Posted by Corky at 2026-02-14 06:09 PM

How many John_Savages does the world really need?

As many as it takes for Mommy and Daddy to notice him.

#7 | Posted by snoofy at 2026-02-14 06:29 PM

Pickleheads

#8 | Posted by LegallyYourDead at 2026-02-14 07:24 PM

So, it's not just 'Florida Man'...it's the whole damn state.

#9 | Posted by Angrydad at 2026-02-14 10:54 PM

Posted by john_sad vag2

More garbage plonked.

#10 | Posted by Angrydad at 2026-02-14 10:57 PM

boo hoo

#11 | Posted by john_savage2 at 2026-02-15 02:12 PM

Daddysfist was voted PWZ's most valuable pickle-chugger.

#12 | Posted by reinheitsgebot at 2026-02-15 02:14 PM

Please tell me they paddled each other on the ass, fcnking hilarious

#13 | Posted by hamburglar at 2026-02-16 04:04 AM

"Picklebrawl."
Kudos!

#14 | Posted by Doc_Sarvis at 2026-02-16 06:30 AM

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