Trump Attacks Allies, Iran War May End Not Opening Hormuz

Tuesday, March 31, 2026

President Trump on Tuesday attacked European allies for not doing more to support the U.S. in its war with Iran and signaled they will have to reopen the Strait of Hormuz on their own.

Posted by Corky at 10:30 PM | 11 COMMENTS | permalink

Even the degenerate gamblers don't think the Strait of Hormuz is opening anytime soon

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-- Matt Novak (@paleofuture.bsky.social) Mar 30, 2026 at 1:23 AM

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Russia couldn't be more pleased with his Poodle's chomping on Nato yet again.... well, the millions he's started getting for his oil is also making him happy.

But his people are not amused, especially since he Canceled the internet in Russia.

#1 | Posted by Corky at 2026-03-31 05:36 PM

This is what you get when you let a lazy, impulsive, malicious, under-educated goofball start a war.

Donald Trump will very likely let Iran annex the Strait of Hormuz.

#2 | Posted by Zed at 2026-03-31 05:55 PM

... President Trump on Tuesday attacked European allies for not doing more to support the U.S. in its war with Iran ...

... and Pres Trump's usual blame-game of others for his own failures begins...

#3 | Posted by LampLighter at 2026-03-31 07:42 PM

He's a ------- imbecile

#4 | Posted by LegallyYourDead at 2026-03-31 07:58 PM

I am sure if we all would just believe hard enough it would all work out for Mr Toad and his Wild Ride(2.0).

And we all know how that story ends. Right?

(He is sent to prison for 20 years, most of which is for "gross impertinence" to his captors.)

#5 | Posted by donnerboy at 2026-03-31 08:11 PM

*** Italy Denies US Military Aircraft From Landing in Sicily ***

"Italian PM Giorgia Meloni: "The bases used by the US in Italy derive from agreements signed in 1954 and which have been updated since then by various governments. According to those agreements there are technical authorizations when it comes to logistics and non-kinetic operations that do not involve, put simply, bombing."

Source: Italy Says No to Bombing Iran

#6 | Posted by C0RI0LANUS at 2026-04-01 05:01 AM

Tonight Americans will get to witness a public display of onanism by the man some consider to be their president. Der Dotard will display his mental illness for all to see, with blatherings such as
-I won the Iran War, but it's not a war
-We are getting out and NATO and Europe must come in and open up the Hormuz Strait
-I never supported this war; we're doing it to protect sweet, sweet Israel
-We got regime change in Iran--see, all the old guys are dead, so that must mean change
-My ballroom, my ballroom will be wonderful
-I didn't want a new ballroom, but the generals said "Sir, we need a new secure bunker..."
-Kid Rock is the best
-I love Sharpies
-Happy Easter to everyone in Israel, and even to the godless, criminal deranged Antifa Democrats

#7 | Posted by catdog at 2026-04-01 08:22 AM

"Even the degenerate gamblers don't think the Strait of Hormuz is opening anytime soon."

Most, if not all, mobsters gamble.

When a mobster doesn't like a fellow mobster, "degenerate gambler" is one of the epithets they use, like it's one word.

"Oh, that guy Vinnie? He's a "degenerategambler."

Maybe some of them think it is one long word.

#8 | Posted by C0RI0LANUS at 2026-04-01 08:43 AM

Trump says will consider alleged ceasefire request when Hormuz Strait is open'
After claiming that Iran asked for a ceasefire, Trump added in his social media post that he will consider it "when Hormuz Strait is open, free, and clear".

"Until then, we are blasting Iran into oblivion."

I feel assured with the consistent messaging coming from the Piggy of the United States

#9 | Posted by truthhurts at 2026-04-01 09:21 AM

Trump doesn't have the guts to send the US Navy into the Strait, but he expects other countries to?

Create a problem, fails, declare victory, blame everyone else. Every single time.

#10 | Posted by Derek_Wildstar at 2026-04-01 12:53 PM

Now he's back to his "I'll pull out of NATO" schtick again. NATO must have been wearing a short skirt.

#11 | Posted by REDIAL at 2026-04-01 01:50 PM

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