Tonight Americans will get to witness a public display of onanism by the man some consider to be their president. Der Dotard will display his mental illness for all to see, with blatherings such as
-I won the Iran War, but it's not a war
-We are getting out and NATO and Europe must come in and open up the Hormuz Strait
-I never supported this war; we're doing it to protect sweet, sweet Israel
-We got regime change in Iran--see, all the old guys are dead, so that must mean change
-My ballroom, my ballroom will be wonderful
-I didn't want a new ballroom, but the generals said "Sir, we need a new secure bunker..."
-Kid Rock is the best
-I love Sharpies
-Happy Easter to everyone in Israel, and even to the godless, criminal deranged Antifa Democrats