Tuesday, April 14, 2026

Faux News: Anyone Worried About Draft Suffers from “TDS”

After Congress approved the automatic registration of young Americans and legal residents into the Selective Service System (SSS) last year, Faux News TV tumor psychotherapist Jonathan Alpert bleated that anyone worried about potentially being drafted for military service is suffering from "Trumpf Derangement Syndrome" (TDS) and wondered how many youngsters in Gen Z might use it as an excuse to avoid conscription, something Dummkopf Trumpf got away with during the Vietnam War.

This is not a good human being

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From the sickening interview:

Faux News TV Tumor Jacqui Heinrich: "Speaking of, you've had a lot of lawmakers talking about calls that they're getting to their offices after this past week and the president's rhetoric saying that he's going to end a civilization, they're calling for 25th Amendment, but people are melting down. Are you seeing a spike in TDS, I guess, is the question?:

Trumpf Junta Defender Jonathan Alpert: "If it exists, yes. And a lot of the pathology that I see, high anxiety, fixation on Trumpf, inability to relax or even take a vacation, it is dominating a lot of the patients that I see. And, you know, I think what's happened here is this is partially grievance culture where people need someone to hate and project their anxieties."

Last year TV tumor Jonathan Alpert blamed many mental and physical health conditions afflicting the US working class on not being kind to the mega oligarchs: archives


#1 | Posted by C0RI0LANUS at 2026-04-14 05:58 AM

Donald Trump will activate the draft for no other reason than it feeds his sick need for the power to push other people around.

We all know who Trump is now. It's far from rocket science.

#2 | Posted by Zed at 2026-04-14 08:40 AM

Before the official name change, Dummkopf Trumpf slipped and referred to USSECDEF Pete Hegseth as "Secretary of War" (11 July 2025).

War was on the mind of the Trumpf junta from the get-go.

His sons Uday and Qusay invested in drone manufacturers right after the Nov 2024 election.

And Congress let this happen in the NDAA 2026 last December.

They are complicit.

#3 | Posted by C0RI0LANUS at 2026-04-14 09:18 AM

Don't worry the majority of youth now is unfit fat --- liberals.

www.military.com

#4 | Posted by fortfisher at 2026-04-14 10:13 AM

Before the official name change, Dummkopf Trumpf slipped and referred to USSECDEF Pete Hegseth as "Secretary of War"

I don't think the name change is even official now.

#5 | Posted by REDIAL at 2026-04-14 10:28 AM

DONALD J. TRUMP RAPED LITTLE GIRLS

#6 | Posted by LegallyYourDead at 2026-04-14 10:40 AM

Gen Z'ers will soon have their own personal attack drone hovering above them to protect their freedoms. If a draft ever comes they will quickly morph from a Toad or Princess Peach into a Luigi and use them.

#7 | Posted by NerfHerder at 2026-04-14 11:02 AM

#5
It's my understanding the "war" title is a "secondary" one slapped up by Trump through one of his executive orders. However, the outfit's legal name remains the same (and Pistol Pete's title) remain as they were prior to when the MAGAts wrought their nonsense: "Department of Defense." That is changeable only by Congress.

#8 | Posted by Doc_Sarvis at 2026-04-14 12:46 PM

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