Tuesday, April 14, 2026

Trump's naval blockade crumbles

On Monday, Trump said that he had instructed the U.S. Navy to "seek and interdict every vessel in international waters that has paid a toll to Iran," and the U.S. military later said that the "blockade will be enforced impartially against vessels of all nations entering or departing Iranian ports and coastal areas." However, ship tracking data analyzed by BBC Verify revealed that at least four Iran-linked vessels "crossed the Strait of Hormuz" without incident; two on Monday, and two overnight.

Comments

Trump got bored with it already?

#1 | Posted by Zed at 2026-04-14 10:59 AM

China-Iran-Vatican is the new coalition of the willing.

#2 | Posted by NerfHerder at 2026-04-14 11:04 AM

Trump got bored with it already?

Perhaps USS Photo Prop will chase them down on the high seas?

#3 | Posted by REDIAL at 2026-04-14 11:06 AM

Guess Old Yeller met a problem he couldn't "solve" by bravely wielding a Sharpie.

#4 | Posted by Doc_Sarvis at 2026-04-14 12:23 PM

Is the brain dead orange chomo going to send Grandma DoorDash to oversee his blockade?

#5 | Posted by reinheitsgebot at 2026-04-14 12:58 PM

TOFU PEDO
TOFU PEDO
TOFU PEDO

#6 | Posted by LegallyYourDead at 2026-04-14 02:04 PM

"By my decree, no one shall ever pass gas in a church again."

#7 | Posted by C0RI0LANUS at 2026-04-14 02:09 PM

Fratboy bravado diplomacy will only get you so far.

#8 | Posted by fresno500 at 2026-04-15 08:43 AM

Taco's aren't just for Tuesdays anymore.

#9 | Posted by johnny_hotsauce at 2026-04-15 01:00 PM

I can't believe Trumper dumbs*^%s actually thought the world feared that stupid piece of s*^%, let alone respected him.

It's as if they're so f*^%ing stupid they can't actually discern reality with any semblance of reality.

#10 | Posted by jpw at 2026-04-15 10:02 PM

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