"Welcome to the PBS Book Barbecue, today we have a sacred Judeic text with olives and mustard, some trans-ideology page puffs, and yet another way to marinade and shred the Constitution. All coming up following the mandatory 'Pledge Of Trumpets May His Reign End US All'. Prepare your sacrifice by calling the pledge line, and by donating their belongings you'll have a year-long subscription. Our world is being torn asunder, this is PBS.