Lyin Ted is nothing but a performance artist that routinely abandons the residents of TX when things are tough.

He had to be shamed to return from Cancun while residents were freezing to death in their homes when the power grid failed.

Right as rain every single year you can count on him to dig out his camo vest and sit in the weeds at the border for a photo op.

And he looks like he was fired from the bowling alley for ---- the shoes.