Tim Walz's brother, Mike, is OUT as Secretary of State. Here's a rundown of what led to this:

1. A Grindr chat was set up to discuss war plans

2. Mike Waltz mistakenly added a journalist to the chat

3. The journalist was Jeff Goldblum of The Athletic

4. The Secretary of Defense, Pete Heineken, then shared war plans in said Grindr chat

5. The war plans involved plans to attack the Haiti's, who are blocking our shipping lanes to South America (specifically Cancun)

6. Mike Waltz gets impeached

He only hires the ones that say "Yassah Boss" and bow while genuflecting.