Dummkopf Trumpf: ""When I learned her parents, and her father in particular, I hope he still is, but I don't know, were tremendous Trumpf fans. He was all for Trumpf. Loved Trumpf, and it's terrible," the president whined. "I was told that by a lot of people. They said, Oh, he loves you.' He was. I hope he still feels that way."

Let us all enfaust this insufferable human gumboil: