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Wednesday, March 11, 2026

Secretary of State Marco Rubio was mocked this week for wearing oversized shoes after it was reported that President Donald Trump had gifted his officials dress shoes they were then too "afraid not to wear." Photos of Rubio's feet on Tuesday went viral on social media after they showed him seemingly wearing a pair of shoes that were too big. The photos were taken just one day after the Wall Street Journal reported that Trump was guessing his allies' foot size and then ordering them $145 Florsheim shoes they were subsequently too "afraid not to wear." "All the boys have them," said one unnamed White House official, while another told the Journal, "It's hysterical because everybody's afraid not to wear them."

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... they were subsequently too "afraid not to wear." "All the boys have them," said one unnamed White House official, while another told the Journal, "It's hysterical because everybody's afraid not to wear them." ...

A cult leader wants everyone in the cult to dress alike.

#1 | Posted by LampLighter at 2026-03-11 12:54 PM | Reply

Marco Rubio was born to be a Beta.

He's living his best fool life in those too-big shoes.

#2 | Posted by snoofy at 2026-03-11 01:19 PM | Reply

Fags.

#3 | Posted by LegallyYourDead at 2026-03-11 01:23 PM | Reply

What a bunch of puling sycophants!

PIC of "little Marco" in his clown shoes: s.yimg.com

#4 | Posted by AMERICANUNITY at 2026-03-11 02:02 PM | Reply

"little" being a double entendre.

#5 | Posted by AMERICANUNITY at 2026-03-11 02:05 PM | Reply

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