Dummkopf Trumpf's Signature Will Be On All New Bills

Tuesday, July 14, 2026

US Treasury Secretary mega-oligarch Scott Bessent unveiled America's new paper currency which will tout Dummkopf Trumpf's signature, as well as a new $1 coin featuring the Dotard-in-Chief. The new dollar coin is not the vulgar 24-karat commemorative gold shekel, rubber-stamped by the Trumpf junta's federal Commission of Fine Arts featuring the morbidly obese draft-dodging geriatric president with an affinity for handsome young men and homicidal dictators who also happens to be blocking the release of the Epstein files.

Two of the most punchable faces on the planet

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Fun fact: Adolf Hitler rejected the idea of putting his mug on Third Reich coinage.

#1 | Posted by Doc_Sarvis at 2026-07-14 09:25 AM | Reply

North Korean currency does not have Kim Jong-un's face on it, the USSR never had Josef Stalin on its currency, Benito Mussolini didn't either, and a Japanese Emperor never appeared on their currency.

British monarchs have appeared on coins for over 1,000 years -- starting with "Alfred the Great" -- the only British king to have that honorific -- and on Bank of England banknotes only since 1960.

Check your purse or piggy bank.

#2 | Posted by C0RI0LANUS at 2026-07-14 09:47 AM | Reply

I honestly don't care who signs my money only that it is still legal tender. And I will never have the need to use a $250 dollar bill.

However I am not paying for a passport with the Dotards pic on it tho. And I if I get a park pass I'll buy one of those clever covers that slide into the pass and fully covers Dotards ugly pie hole.

They have some really good ones available now.

www.etsy.com

#3 | Posted by donnerboy at 2026-07-14 10:02 AM | Reply