Why don't the DR Cl0wns want China to do well?

It's one of the first and oldest civilizations on the planet. The root source of all technology comes from there. By the time Marco Polo opened up trade routes between Europe and China... Chinese people had already circumnavigated the planet. Hell, even the "Native Americans" are Chinese immigrants from 20K years before Columbus didn't quite make it here! All those Meso-American pyramids you see exist because the first immigrants brought with them higher math. They settled in the Americas before America was a concept and there were no other human beings here.

Anyone that underestimates China...ever... about anything... is an effinidiot.