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The first wave of DOGE staffers was supposed to be gone after 130 days. Instead, core members of the team have signed on for the long haul.
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At least until the first random drug test that is.
#1 | Posted by qcp at 2025-06-05 03:41 PM | Reply
Check out this new Teumb appointee. Competence is not a requirement in the Trump Administration. Only loyalty
Meet Thomas Fugate: 22-year-old ex-gardener and grocery store assistant to lead US terror prevention US President Donald Trump has reportedly picked 22-year-old ex-gardener Thomas Fugate to lead the Centre for Prevention Programs and Partnerships at the Department of Homeland Security (DHS). Fugate was working as a neighbourhood gardener just five years ago and in a grocery store as recently as August 2023, Daily Beast reported. Fugate, who graduated from the University of Texas at San Antonio just 12 months ago, is currently heading up the Center for Prevention Programs and Partnerships at the DHS. Who is Thomas Fugate? Acccording to the youngster's LinkedIn page, Fugate has almost no experience in this field"and in 2020 was working as a self-employed Landscape Business Owner.' According to his LinkedIn, he would "perform various activities around every department of the store, fulfilling key duties contributing to store operations." economictimes.indiatimes.com
US President Donald Trump has reportedly picked 22-year-old ex-gardener Thomas Fugate to lead the Centre for Prevention Programs and Partnerships at the Department of Homeland Security (DHS). Fugate was working as a neighbourhood gardener just five years ago and in a grocery store as recently as August 2023, Daily Beast reported.
Fugate, who graduated from the University of Texas at San Antonio just 12 months ago, is currently heading up the Center for Prevention Programs and Partnerships at the DHS.
Who is Thomas Fugate? Acccording to the youngster's LinkedIn page, Fugate has almost no experience in this field"and in 2020 was working as a self-employed Landscape Business Owner.' According to his LinkedIn, he would "perform various activities around every department of the store, fulfilling key duties contributing to store operations."
economictimes.indiatimes.com
#2 | Posted by AMERICANUNITY at 2025-06-05 04:35 PM | Reply
Poor Harriet Miers, still wondering why she isn't a Supreme Court Justice.
#3 | Posted by snoofy at 2025-06-05 04:38 PM | Reply
How could a kid that worked his way through college at a fly over state school get a government job that rightly belongs to a trust fund scion of an entrenched political dynasty from Harvard?
#4 | Posted by visitor_ at 2025-06-06 02:32 AM | Reply | Funny: 1 | Newsworthy 1
#1 | POSTED BY QCP They are not random anymore. Not sure they ever were. Now it's just another tool to use to silence an employee that speaks up or, gawd forbid, talks back.
If you have enough courage to resist tyranny you are obviously on drugs.
#5 | Posted by donnerboy at 2025-06-06 01:02 PM | Reply
#4 | POSTED BY VISITOR_
You were never a hiring supervisor and never rated job applicants or needed to hire a skilled professional I see.
Experience matters. How much world experience can a 22 year old computer nerd have??
#6 | Posted by donnerboy at 2025-06-06 01:06 PM | Reply
Thomas Fugate has a face for radio, and with his brain power a career as a minor-league bat boy awaits...
#7 | Posted by catdog at 2025-06-06 01:22 PM | Reply
I know I wouldn't hire someone that claims to be a Marine and threatens to murder fellow citizens because they disagree with his politics. I can see where hiring the politically connected trust fund scion from Harvard may have advantages over a fly-over schooled kid that worked his way through college. The scion probably vacationed (can it be called vacation if you never actually worked a day in your life?) at the right spots and knows the right people. The trust fund kid probably interned at one of his parent's companies or a USAID grift charity.
#8 | Posted by visitor_ at 2025-06-06 01:58 PM | Reply
#3 Ketanji Brown Jackson and Sonia Sotomayor are wondering how they got on the Supreme Court; hint, it was DEI.
#9 | Posted by visitor_ at 2025-06-06 02:08 PM | Reply
It if haint whyate an haint got em a cadoodlenoodle, why, it just haint.
#10 | Posted by Doc_Sarvis at 2025-06-06 02:19 PM | Reply
#9 | Posted by visitor_
Brett Kavanaugh was DUI, you racist -------- pile of ----.
#11 | Posted by LegallyYourDead at 2025-06-06 02:58 PM | Reply
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