Slow night in Chicago?

The "good guy with a gun" was a black guy with dreds.

Hmmm. Did he happen to be driving a PT Boat?

Rastafari rejoice the King Haile Selassie has returned!

I realize you didn't go to college, and you don't know anything about the world that exists outside the cruising range of your 89 IROC Camaro, so I'll help you out.

In the Rastafari faith, Haile Selassie, King of Ethiopia will one day return as the Messiah, much like Christians believe Jesus will return. It just so happens that Haile Selassie will also be driving a PT Boat, same kind of boat JFK drove, when he returns.

"He outed himself in one of his late-night, drunk ramblings that he was actually working the grill top during the plandemic."

What's the problem with that? I delivered DoorDash during the pandemic. It was easy money.

Are you suggesting he shoulda done nothing, just sat on his ass and taken the L on his paycheck, while business as usual was shut down?

This is another example of: You don't know how the real world works. How people live. Or why.

"Hell, you weren't even essential personnel during the scamdemic. You posted all the time how you got your govt bennies card loaded up and sat your fat ass at home."

When I was on unemployment is when I started doing DoorDash. Bringing people food is essential personnel. Then I got a real job in biotech. I was again essential personnel because the company had COVID products on the market.

It's funny how of all the reasons to be jealous, it's over me being labelled "essential personnel." like that designation has any bearing or merit.

Good call.