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Wednesday, January 14, 2026

  • Reporter: The premier of Greenland said today, 'We prefer to stay with Denmark.'
  • TRUMPF: "Who said that?"
  • Reporter: "The premier of Greenland."
  • TRUMPF: "Well, that's their problem. I disagree with him. I don't know who he is. Don't know anything about him. But that's gonna be a big problem for him."
    Greenland PM Jens-Frederik Nielsen

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    Greenland PM Jens-Frederik Nielsen declared that his people would "choose" Denmark over the US taking control of their home. "If we have to choose between the US and Denmark here and now, we choose Denmark," Nielsen said in a Tuesday press conference with the PM of Denmark.

    ~snip~

    When Dummkopf Trumpf dismissed and threatened PM Nielsen (who ls the same age as NYC Mayor Zohran Mamdani), the self-declared President of Venezuela sounded like the very mobsters he worked with in NYC to increase the massive wealth he inherited from his good-for-nothing father.

    Rumors continue to circulate in NYC that Dummkopf Trumpf was a Confidential Informant (CI) for the FBI, occasionally turning up an Italian or Russian mobster which allowed the Trumpf Crime Family (TCF) to continue their nefarious enterprises. Former D/FBI Robert Mueller, the Special Counsel who investigated Dummkopf Trumpf during his first Reign of Terror, would have been prohibited from disclosing that damaging information.

    As the diabolical Trumpf junta had their eyes set on resource-rich Venezuela the moment they seized power on 20 Jan 2025, so too did they covet mineral rich Greenland. Dummkopf Trumpf Jr and hillbilly hypocrite JD Vance wasted time visiting Greenland last year but were both humiliated.

    The base commander of US Space Force Base Pituffik in Greenland was relieved for disloyalty to the junta. The idiotic scheme to bribe Greenlanders to join the US fell flat on its face.

    These imperialistic machinations of the junta have nothing to with the Jeffrey Epstein FBI files release, though some view them as a purposeful distraction from this public relations calamity.

    As The Economist.com and the first American pontiff predicted, 2026 looks to be "The Year of Mars."

    Links:

    US Spying on Greenland

    Hobgoblin Stephen Miller Threatens Greenland


    #1 | Posted by C0RI0LANUS at 2026-01-14 06:37 AM | Reply

    The hunched over, waddling bully boy of an ugly countenance (countenance?) and a glass eye snarls some more.

    #2 | Posted by Doc_Sarvis at 2026-01-14 06:38 AM | Reply

    Speaking of countenance and on to continence, another of Trump's unyielding problems ...
    But, please, not to be mentioned.
    He is, after all, a sensitive soul.

    #3 | Posted by Doc_Sarvis at 2026-01-14 06:39 AM | Reply

    "European leaders have urged the US to respect Greenland's sovereignty, and Denmark said the US has wide access to the island through its Pituffik Air Force Base."

    "We have bases on Greenland," the greedy Dotard-in-Chief bleated Sunday. "You need ownership. You need title, as they say in the real estate business."

    Didn't Dummkopf Trumpf declare himself President of Venezuela and take control of millions of dollars worth of their oil?

    $ $ $

    Link: www.washingtontimes.com

    Nota Bene: Before independence, African Congo was not a colony of Belgium per se, but the personal property of King Leopold II. The Trans-Siberian Railroad of Imperial Russia was the personal property of the Czar, not Russia, and workers were paid in gold coins.

    China and Russia see the land grabs by the Trumpf junta and the ineffectiveness of the UN. Beijing has its eyes on Taiwan and Vladimir Putin continues his savage campaign against Ukraine. The odious Benjamin Netanyahu is incrementally absorbing more land from the Palestinians while the IDF kills them two to three at a time in alleged "confrontations with terrorists."

    Russia and Japan are still technically at war having never concluded a peace treaty after WWII. Moscow and Tokyo dispute the Sakhalin Islands and Russia built a new military base there: gdb.rferl.org

    #4 | Posted by C0RI0LANUS at 2026-01-14 07:06 AM | Reply

    How ------ up is this reality that Germans are sending military to Greenland to protect it from American nazis.

    #5 | Posted by Nixon at 2026-01-14 07:25 AM | Reply

    How f**ked up is this reality that Germans are sending military to Greenland to protect it from American Nazis.

    #5 | Posted by Nixon at 2026-01-14 07:25 AM | Reply | Flag

    During WWII, the Allies and Nazi Germany both sent meteorological teams to Greenland to man weather stations.

    Planning transatlantic shipping and aerial bombing runs required accurate weather forecasts.

    Will Americans and Germans face off again in Greenland?

    Link: www.youtube.com

    #6 | Posted by C0RI0LANUS at 2026-01-14 08:17 AM | Reply


    "The United States needs Greenland for the purpose of National Security. It is vital for the Golden Dome that we are building. NATO should be leading the way for us to get it. IF WE DON'T, RUSSIA OR CHINA WILL, AND THAT IS NOT GOING TO HAPPEN! Militarily, without the vast power of the United States, much of which I built during my first term, and am now bringing to a new and even higher level, NATO would not be an effective force or deterrent " Not even close! They know that, and so do I. NATO becomes far more formidable and effective with Greenland in the hands of the UNITED STATES. Anything less than that is unacceptable.

    Thank you for your attention to this matter!

    President DJT"

    Truth Social Post: War is Coming

    #7 | Posted by C0RI0LANUS at 2026-01-14 08:34 AM | Reply

    Thanks magat scum

    #8 | Posted by truthhurts at 2026-01-14 09:00 AM | Reply

    Thanks magat scum

    #8 | POSTED BY TRUTHHURTS

    MAGA is scum: Trump is scum. BELLRINGER is specifically scum.

    I give VISITOR a pass for simple honesty.

    #9 | Posted by Zed at 2026-01-14 09:31 AM | Reply | Newsworthy 1

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