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Tuesday, March 17, 2026

These two cretins got their just reward.

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We have reaction from Saeed Jalili, who ran for president in Iran's last election, about the killing of security chief Ari Larijani and Basij commander Gholamreza Soleimani.

Jalili described the killings a continuation "of the glorious line of sacrifice" for the cause of the Islamic Revolution, according to Tasnim news agency.

LMAO

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Hopefully Trump, Putin, and Netanyahu get theirs, and soon

#1 | Posted by LegallyYourDead at 2026-03-17 10:48 PM | Reply | Newsworthy 2

Cost to Hardworking American Taxpayers for Defending Wealthy Israel

The next generation of Americans will pay for Bibi's War and the BBB

A Lover's Embrace

#2 | Posted by C0RI0LANUS at 2026-03-17 11:02 PM | Reply | Funny: 1

*** Israel Ranks Top Ten in Universal Healthcare; US Towards the Bottom ***

Source: www.i24news.tv

"Thanks hardworking American taxpayers stuck with the BBB, private health insurance nightmares, and attacking Iran for us!"
Signed,
Bibi

#3 | Posted by C0RI0LANUS at 2026-03-17 11:38 PM | Reply

@#3 ... stuck with the BBB ...

BBB?

Better Business Bureau?


??

#4 | Posted by LampLighter at 2026-03-17 11:48 PM | Reply

*** Israel Top Five Pension Plan in World (Graded A); US Ranked 30 out of 52 (Graded C+) ***

Source: www.benefitsandpensionsmonitor.com

"Dear America:
Thanks for the $317.9 billion dollars of aid since 1948. BTW: Is your social security system solvent? Our's is ranked A in the world. And thanks again for attacking Iran on our behalf. I bet this costs you more Soldiers and money than us."
Signed,
Bibi"

#5 | Posted by C0RI0LANUS at 2026-03-18 12:03 AM | Reply | Funny: 1

Despite what fanatical Islamic jihadists here say, we didn't do it for Israel. 47 years overdue.

#6 | Posted by rf4b at 2026-03-18 12:29 AM | Reply

Yeah Right.

We did it because Trump -------- Bibi and Israel has No Honor or even basic Decency.

Iran was Negotiating in good faith and progress was being made.

Trump is PERFIDIOUS liar. This isn't even the first time this was done. Remember the War in June?

The Evil party here is The US and Israel.

This won't End well for Anyone.

#7 | Posted by Effeteposer at 2026-03-18 10:07 AM | Reply

It is fun watching lefties cry into their Wheaties over the deaths of these 2. Obama is flying his US flag at his home in DC below his Palestinian flag and BLM flag AND pride flag.

#8 | Posted by BellRinger at 2026-03-18 10:58 AM | Reply

Obama is flying his US flag at his home in DC below his Palestinian flag and BLM flag AND pride flag.

That sounds very unlikely.

#9 | Posted by REDIAL at 2026-03-18 11:01 AM | Reply

I saw it on the internet so it must be true. ;>)

#10 | Posted by BellRinger at 2026-03-18 11:41 AM | Reply

I saw it on the internet so it must be true. ;>)

#10 | POSTED BY BELLRINGER

No. No you didn't. You just lied and or promoted another maga lie with absolutely no proof.

Because that's what you do.

No reputable news source or recent report from 2024"2026 has documented these flags at the Obama residence.

#11 | Posted by donnerboy at 2026-03-18 11:50 AM | Reply

If you people can't recognize that I was jok8ng, I don't know what to tell you. Lighten up, just a little bit.

#12 | Posted by BellRinger at 2026-03-18 12:00 PM | Reply

Your jokes are stupid and not funny.

I'm not in a light mood. War Crimes, Perfidy,illegal undeclared War isn't a joke.

180 dead kids killed for who knows what reason doesn't make Me Laugh.

What the ---- is Wrong with You?

#13 | Posted by Effeteposer at 2026-03-18 12:13 PM | Reply

I'm not going to shed any tears over the deaths of two mass murderers.

I get that you despise Israel and US foreign policy. Do you have any disdain at all for the mullahs running Iran? Hamas?

#14 | Posted by BellRinger at 2026-03-18 12:19 PM | Reply

Nope. They're Freedom Fighters.

I'm more upset about the 180 kids you neglected to mention than the deaths of two adult leaders, however illustrious.

They knew what they were getting into.

They accepted the risks with their eyes open.

Those kids were just learning to Read.

Fuck Off.

#15 | Posted by Effeteposer at 2026-03-18 02:43 PM | Reply | Funny: 1

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