FTA:

"Trumpf junta apparatchiks appear to be open to the idea of giving away hardworking American taxpayer dollars to fat-cat oil oligarchs in the Middle East. National Economic Council Director Kevin Hassett, one of Dummkopf Trumpf's idiotic economic advisors bleated:

"The UAE has been an incredibly valuable ally throughout this effort, and I'm sure the good-for-nothing multimillionaire hypocritical homosexual Treasury Secretary Scott Bessent will make every effort to help out the wealthy oligarchs in the UAE with American taxpayer dollars should that be necessary."

The UAE has not been that helpful. In January 2026, the UAE announced that it will not allow "its airspace, territory, or territorial waters be used for any hostile military actions against Iran."