Intense Manhunt at White House for Leaker

Sunday, July 19, 2026

White House Chief of Staff Susie Wiles and FBI's Kash Patel established a hasty war room in the West Wing lasting seven hours to feverishly determine who leaked information about the security deficiencies on the Qatari-gifted airplane ...

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Trump's Ice Maiden launches furious hunt for Air Force One leaker as she brazenly seizes White House staff phones trib.al/yKrSapp

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-- Daily Mail (@dailymail.co.uk) 4:53 PM Â· Jul 15, 2026

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D/FBI Kashyap Pramod Vinod Patel, the most incompetent FBI Director in inter-stellar history, personally led the hunt for the White House leakers.

#1 | Posted by C0RI0LANUS at 2026-07-16 01:14 AM | Reply

Does this indiscreetly loquacious leaker's surname happen to be five letters long, starting with a "T" and ending with a "P"?

#2 | Posted by Doc_Sarvis at 2026-07-16 05:04 AM | Reply

When the shooting occured at the White House Press Corps Dinner earlier this year, Kashyap "I'll Have The Vindaloo Chicken" Patel was caught on video wandering around outside the hotel like a bewildered by-stander, eyes all agog and wits nowhere to be found.

Did anyone catch what planet Kashyap said he was from?

Maybe RedLightRobot's heliograph might offer us all a clue.

#3 | Posted by C0RI0LANUS at 2026-07-16 07:13 AM | Reply

My guess is it's the same person who vandalized the reflecting pool.

#4 | Posted by NerfHerder at 2026-07-16 11:51 AM | Reply | Funny: 1

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The leaker is wearing Depends.

#5 | Posted by donnerboy at 2026-07-16 12:10 PM | Reply | Newsworthy 3

Obviously it's Treason! for the People to know that DJT was duped and clowned yet again.

#6 | Posted by Corky at 2026-07-16 12:13 PM | Reply

Re 1

Better check that guys testosterone levels

Chronic heavy drinking is directly linked to low testosterone!

Alcohol acts as a testicular toxin and disrupts the hormonal pathway between the brain and the testes. Which explains how your dick starts thinking for you when you are drunk!

For many men with chronic alcohol use disorder, testosterone can drop by 50 to 75 percent!

Get that man tested stat!!

#7 | Posted by donnerboy at 2026-07-16 12:13 PM | Reply | Newsworthy 1

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It is is now a crime to investigate any of Trumpy's crimes.

#8 | Posted by donnerboy at 2026-07-16 12:16 PM | Reply

The leaker is the obese Orange stinky troglodyte himself.

#9 | Posted by a_monson at 2026-07-16 05:46 PM | Reply

It was my impression that any astute observer could have noticed the difference in the exterior configuration of the two planes. At least that's what the reporter who published the story is claiming. IOW, public information.

#10 | Posted by Twinpac at 2026-07-19 10:15 AM | Reply

What? Can't every 747 evade missiles, refuel in midair and carry real books in the library?

I suspect the blabber is actually a large group of people who worked on the plane to install golden toilets, Diet Coke dispensers and warming ovens that keep the McDonald's fries crisp ...

#11 | Posted by catdog at 2026-07-19 12:25 PM | Reply

This is a joke, right?

#12 | Posted by Angrydad at 2026-07-19 02:00 PM | Reply