Greenland Energy, a start-up American oil company linked to the sinister Trumpf junta, is preparing to illegally sink wells in remote Greenland -- despite not having received permission from the local authorities. As the geriatric incontinent warmonger in the White House continues braying about absorbing the vast Arctic territory, drilling materials were recently brought ashore on Greenland's eastern coast.

This company hired the abhorrent Dr Phil for publicity or somesuch