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Saturday, August 29, 2026

The racist, alcoholic, misogynist, incompetent evangelical Christian Secretary of War Crimes Pete Hegseth is considering running for President in 2028 after this proselytizing lothario gutted and demoralized the Defense Department, committed war crimes against Venezuelans and Iranians, and launched the United States of America into an un-Constitutional and catastrophic war against Iran on behalf of Israel, a quagmire which has depleted US strategic military resources and bankrupted the US treasury.

This second-rate weekend Faux TV tumor has "fallen up" and is getting people killed.

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"FUNNY"

#1 | Posted by C0RI0LANUS at 2026-08-29 03:09 AM | Reply

Please do it.

The crop of 2028 candidates is going to make 2016 look like a Mensa meeting.

#2 | Posted by Dbt2 at 2026-08-29 06:39 AM | Reply

The racist, alcoholic, misogynist, incompetent evangelical Christian Secretary of War Crimes Pete Hegseth is considering running for President in 2028

Posted by C0RI0LANUS

He checks all the boxes for MAGA.

#3 | Posted by Zed at 2026-08-29 06:51 AM | Reply

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