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Thursday, November 12, 2026

On Tuesday 7 Nov 2028, in one of the largest turnouts in US election history, Americans will vote in US Senator Chris Van Hollen (D-MD) President of the United States, alongside his running mate, Congresswoman (and Retired USN Admiral) Nancy Stewart Lacore (D-SC) as Vice-President. Their winning campaign platform:

  • Via Executive Order on 20 Jan 2029, POTUS Van Hollen will demilitarize ICE and DHS by ordering their agents to operate unarmed and unmasked. He will order Deputy US Marshals to accompany ICE agents. POTUS Van Hollen will then introduce legislation to Congress to fully abolish these two agencies and restore the INS to its pre-GWOT mission.
  • On 21 Jan 2029, President Van Hollen will recognize the State of Palestine, while the vastly experienced Admiral Lacore will be ordered to lead a task force to identify and remedy all of the Trumpf junta blasphemies.
  • POTUS Van Hollen will introduce a bill to Congress: "Medicare for All" as a step towards universal healthcare.

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    On 20 Jan 2029, President Chris Van Hollen (D) and Vice-President Nancy Stewart Lacore (D) would immediately have the US rejoin WHO (with apologies), begin scrapping Dummkopf Trumpf's ukases, and for their cabinet, ask NYC Mayor Zohran Mamdani (D) to be either S/HUD or US Ambassador to the UN.


    "FUNNY 2"

    #1 | Posted by C0RI0LANUS at 2026-11-12 03:20 AM | Reply

    Donald Trump was the Manchurian Candidate we were all warned about.

    Our next president needs to be an American, not like that corrupt POS.

    #2 | Posted by Zed at 2026-11-12 09:55 AM | Reply

    "I work my furry little paws to the bone for you people and this is the thanks I get!"

    "FUNNY 2"

    #3 | Posted by C0RI0LANUS at 2026-11-12 06:40 PM | Reply

    okay....

    cat blog.

    ok

    #4 | Posted by South_American at 2026-11-12 11:14 PM | Reply

    Donald Trump was the Manchurian Candidate we were all warned about.
    Our next president needs to be an American, not like that corrupt POS.

    #2 | Posted by Zed at 2026-11-12 09:55 AM | Reply

    Trump is everything we were told Obama was.

    A Manchurian candidate.
    An atheist.
    Corrupt.
    Arrogant.
    A terrorist.
    A dictator.

    #5 | Posted by Alexandrite at 2026-11-12 11:26 PM | Reply

    I'm hoping Ossoff wins the nomination for the democrats, he would be a very strong leader.

    #6 | Posted by a_monson at 2026-11-12 11:59 PM | Reply

    "I'm hoping Ossoff wins the nomination"

    I'm hoping for the sloppiest sounding ticket in history:

    Ossoff-Slotkin

    Ideally, they'll have to hand out napkins with the flyers.

    #7 | Posted by Danforth at 2026-11-13 01:16 AM | Reply

    Good looking US Senator Jon Ossoff (D-GA) sounds a bit wishy-washy:

    "US Democratic Sen. Jon Ossoff said Israeli forces violated the law of armed conflict and international humanitarian law during its war on the Gaza Strip.

    Responding to a question on whether Israel had committed genocide in Gaza, Ossoff said genocide requires a specific intent to destroy a national or ethnic group.

    "The question of genocide is a question of whether a government has the specific intent to destroy a national or ethnic group," Ossoff said, adding that the determination was a matter for the International Criminal Court (ICC)."

    *PUNT!*

    Uh-huh. That sounds like lawyering, not leading.

    Loser Andrew "AIPAC" Cuomo, who betrayed the Democratic Party to run as an independent against Democrat Zohran Mamdani in 2025, bleated the same nonsense.

    Dozens of academics, the UN, and Holocaust survivors agree that Israel is committing genocide in Gaza.

    Google it.

    Meanwhile, US Senator-elect Troy Jackson (D-ME) doesn't sound mealy-mouthed:

    "Anybody with eyes and a heart knows the Israeli government is committing genocide in Gaza," stated the Maine Senate candidate (10 July 2026).

    And Troy Jackson isn't a judge at the ICC.

    So, many of us will pass on corporate tools Jon Ossoff, Gavin Newsom, and Pete Buttigieg, thank you very much.

    But we will change our minds should any of them declare: "I will recognize the State of Palestine on the day I am inaugurated President of the United States."

    That's political and moral leadership.

    Otherwise...


    Source: "Um, it's not up to me to use my own eyes and ears."

    "FUNNY 2"

    #8 | Posted by C0RI0LANUS at 2026-11-13 01:49 AM | Reply

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