Who better to learn from than the GRU when it comes to rigging elections? Kash will get some free blow, prostitutes, and a crash course on how to disappear and arrest the opposition.

"When you're rich you can do anything"

So he essentially has to pay her for raping her but does not go to prison. Definitely two different justice systems here in Amurica; one for the rich and one for us peasants

"The Queen is dead!"

I was really hoping Iran would demand Trump's first born son as part of the deal. They could have slapped a fez on that cocaine monkey and make him dance out in the streets of Tehran for all to see.

Sometimes you gotta crack some eggs to make 200 billion dollar surrender omelet

@#1 MAGATs wouldn't say a peep if Orange Bastid kicked in their door, kicked their dog, slapped their children, ------ their wife, and fled the scene in their car.

Let them bake cakes in solar ovens ... .or something like that