I was really hoping Iran would demand Trump's first born son as part of the deal. They could have slapped a fez on that cocaine monkey and make him dance out in the streets of Tehran for all to see.

Sometimes you gotta crack some eggs to make 200 billion dollar surrender omelet

@#1 MAGATs wouldn't say a peep if Orange Bastid kicked in their door, kicked their dog, slapped their children, ------ their wife, and fled the scene in their car.

Let them bake cakes in solar ovens ... .or something like that

As long as war is profitable there will be war. Nothing trickled down, it all flowed up to the billionaires. New rich with zero morals/ethics.

I saw gas in Ohio today at 4.99 per gallon for the first time in my life. I'm sure everything will be fine ... ..right?!?!

How about firing squad her husband

Weak sauce the bull

Soooo looking forward to the taste of leather, it will be all the rage again; just wait and see!

Breathtakingly great again, why we're just days away from whirled peas. Just squint and behold the majesty of it all!

We'll make great pets ... .

I feel like Ted Kazinskis manifesto warned us about this stuff