Satan recalls his spawn back home.

"It's a republic"

- some federalist douchenozzle

Mark my words, a golf course is next.

I wonder if the rubes will catch on when the finished deal has onion domes.

Cars and especially trucks prices have skyrocketed. I don't need a touchscreen that controls hvac and the radio in my vehicle and I don't want it. Oh, you want your defrost to work again? That'll be 2-3k. I must for manual windows, cloth upholstery, and a stick shift. They can keep their heated everything, leather --------, radar, smart cruise control, lane assist, backup camera ---- and stuff it where the sun don't shine. Holycripes, pass me the Tylenol ... .

My money says orange ---- becomes a war criminal before a Nobel prize recipient.

She probably wanders around the showers to pick out her daily box muncher like some cliche 80's female prison flick ... ..allegedly.

This is just the finger, Maxwell will be the fist ... .sssshhhhh lady liberty, don't cry.

You mean to tell me the guy that sits in the corner and watches Elon bang his wife can't take some sidewalk chalk? Guy has some serious issues.

Don't cry for me, Argentina
The truth is, I never left you
All through my wild days, my mad existence
I kept my promise
Don't keep your distance

if only someone would have told dear leader that tariffs bad ... .oh why didn't anyone say anything?!?!?

It's sad republicans hate Latinos more than pedophiles.

They have Melania Orc in the White House with a back channel to pooty pants.

Only thing orange pedo deserves is the POS Prize and a bunk at Leavenworth.

On a scale of 12 to 17, how likely is it that Trump is in the Epstein files?

Trick question, the answer is 11.

They're probably issued a little bottle of bleach with their ice condoms too.

Dog ---- on the bottom of your shoe is more popular than Dimentia Donnie

Dog ---- on the bottom of your shoe is more popular than Dimentia Donnie

But Congress is entitled to insider trading and payments from foreign governments ... .cough, cough Israel cough Russia, cough cough China to just cough a few

Trump is a soulless ghoul

Maxwell: I'll sing like a canary
Trump: I'll have you home by Christmas

Release the Trumpstein files

Don't forget maga also owns SCOTUS

Everything he does makes sense if you accept he is a Russian agent and Melania is his handler.

"Hicks don't get sick" - Orange Fat Bastid