More names for the long list of Trump pardon recipients. Unless they cannot pay up, in which case they will be thrown to the wolves...

Mitch isn't going to answer the request from the governor, either because he is already dead, or so incapacitated that he cannot communicate. The GOP in Kentucky have long-known that this day would come, and changed the law so as to require a special election, and NOT allow the governor to appoint someone to fill Mitch's term. Covering up Mitch's infirmity or death is vital to the GOP. Rather than acknowledge the fact that he will never again appear on Capitol Hill, they are obfuscating so as to avoid the loss of the seat to a Dem.

As for going himself and checking out Mitch's status, I'll wager the governor has already sent someone, and they couldn't see (or view) Mitch, 'because he is resting'...

One thing is certain: any hurricane coming aground in Florida or passing within 1,000 miles of the state will trigger $1B of damage to "The Southern White House", which will require a complete rebuilding, at taxpayer expense. And 'no one could have seen it coming'...

This Greenland thing is a grift and scam. The problem is that Americans as a whole have yet to figure it out. But we will...

The defendants will employ the Trump Defense: delay, delay, delay, delay, delay, delay, delay, delay, delay, delay, delay and then settle, using no-disclosure agreements to be signed by the winning party...

I'll wager the waring was heard far and wide, with Administration members trading out of their positions and booking big gains, thanks to their access to a market mover--Der Dotard...

Did the Obama plane have fake books, too? I suspect not--they can and do read...

Trump lacks one thing in his life: a good punch to the nose. Too bad it was not administered when he was about 12, although I suspect he took a beat-down or two while at military school...

Reduced regulations will apply to white people only. Any African American seen with a firearm will be presumed guilty of something, and eligible for immediate execution by police, no matter where or when...

Many people are saying the the skilled craftsmen at Four Seasons Landscaping could help with the work, and with public relations...

Memo to Mikey: you will not be in charge of the House in 2027, the next time this measure could be voted upon...

If presented with a map of the world, Trump would need four tries to find Venezuela, even if the map were marked...

Well, we will send his mom a flag that flew over the Commerce Department one day, in thanks for this guy's service. Now, watch me fire this cruise missile...
--Drinky Pete, trying to prove that tattoos make the man

Drinky Pete will be on this situation by ordering a preemptive strike on MSNBC, the Sisters of Mercy and Burkina Faso ...

So funny they forgot to laugh ...

Does it have a certain signature applied in sharpie and bigger than that of John Hancock? I'll wager Der Dotard doesn't know that misfortune befell many of those signers, who were risking all to affix their names to the document ...

Wait. Doesn't MAHA have a way to relieve heat stroke? Maybe peptide infused water, or extra strength heroin? How about just taking off your shirt but leaving on your jeans?

Don't worry, he too will get a Trump pardon ...

Good for them. At the same time, many will say it was worth offering up their money to their orange god, even at the expense of working at WalMart into their 80's ...

One can only hope that Der Dotard, unable to resist a chance of public onanism in front of dozens, will show up in the heat wearing a mid-weight wool suit, and about 45 minutes into his diatribe keels over dead. Senate Republicans can handle JV, knowing that many of their caucus would be a better candidate in 2028 ...

I sense that Mr. Miller wasn't beaten up in high school enough times. Maybe of of those Antifa people could help out with that ...

In the coming weeks we will be treated to quotes from Vance starting with "Let me tell you where Jesus and the Bible are wrong on this subject, and hey, I'm Catholic..."

At this point the US strategy is to give Iran a tanker full of cash, allow them to toll all ships transiting the Strait, and take the Iranian uranium. Der Dotard will again declare victory, and all other countries whose oil costs will then rise will declare the US to be a pariah state. No other country will welcome the president, who will get to ride around the country in his new plane, fondling himself all along the way ...

Get a branding iron with "GOON" on it. Heat it up hot enough to burn flesh. Apply it to the forehead of each ICE creep involved with this matter. I'm sure that Sr. Leticia showed her captors love, kindness and compassion during her detention. Each of those agents should have a lasting reminder of their actions that day...

If only there was a lot of money for humanitarian aid. Like, if someone took the country's oil, sold it, and made the dough available to help folks. If only...