Is there any short explanation as to WHY many Haitians are moving to Springfield?
#11 | Posted by REDIAL

My understanding was that refugees are resettled per federal orders. That's how a bunch of Somalis found themselves in Maine, of all places, a few decades back. Also how Vietnamese were settled in Texas.

Hair Furor utters the town's name and now they have to evacuate their elementary schools for bomb threats. Sheetler really has that mierdes touch.

Nuclear-Armed Ex-Colony Debate Fails to Reassure World

I was confused at first when I read the headline, trying to figure out who it was referring to.

LOL! We really suck!

So where are the MAGAts complaining about Kamala not sitting for interviews? Seems to me that Orange Chicken running from a debate is worse.

Stephen King suggests Trump be replaced

Pennywise/JD Vance 2024!

You've convinced me BellRinger.

Let's round up all the Guatemalans and Jamaicans!

Laura Loomer telling Marge Greene she has "Arby's in her pants"

LOL!

But what does king of the world and master of the universe Viktor Orban have to say?

Greene's outcry came in response to a post by Loomer that if Harris wins in November, "the White House will smell like curry [...]"

But JD married one of "them" and made kids with her (named one of them "Vivek") so there will probably be curry aromas in the White House regardless of who wins. Actually, we should just call it the Curry House and get it over with.

"At the Shanksville Fire Station, @POTUS spoke about the country's bipartisan unity after 9/11 and said we needed to get back to that," Bates wrote. "As a gesture, he gave a hat to a Trump supporter who then said that in the same spirit, POTUS should put on his Trump cap. He briefly wore it."

Not the best optics, but, ah Joe, I can't stay mad at you.

9000 dollar toilets and 60000 tampon dispensers.
#14 | Posted by visitor_

Sounds like you're another one of those conservative males grossed out by female anatomy. I would have suggested joining the US Navy to get away from that sort of thing, but I guess you're SOL now... Maybe try hanging out in a gay bar restroom instead.

More discrimination against people of color.

Russians Dismayed By Dotard's Putrid Debate Performance

It's 4-D chess, like PoohtyPants's 3-day invasion that is going into year 3 and, according to Orange Julius last night, cost the Russkies 300,000 lives.

In the eyes of American history, 1/64ths African blood makes its owner "black" as a matter of former anti-misogyny laws in the South.
#7 | Posted by tonyroma

Oh ---- I make the cut.
#20 | Posted by sitzkrieg

Well, well, well... Look who just became Black.

Watch blackfaced MAGAts run around with pillowcases shouting with a Jamaican accent whilst "hunting" neighborhood cats to keep the lie going. Anything to avoid admitting that they're supporting a senile idiot.

"This is a BFD!"
#6 | Posted by GOnoles92

Maybe, given how close elections are nowadays.

Trump still has the Ted Nugent/Roseanne Barr endorsements, so he's not out of the game yet. And Kanye. Always Kanye.

But what makes her vote any more "deciding" than anyone else who voted for it?
#67 | Posted by SpeakSoftly

It was a tie. Literally the only way VP can vote in the Senate is by being the deciding vote. And that was her.

The debate moderators were absolutely awful - so tilted and biased in favor of Harris that it was flat-out-ridiculous.
#185 | Posted by BellRinger

I agree! They should have taken more seriously Trump's talk about imaginary, swarthy, illegal immigrants eating house pets. To be fair and balanced, I mean.

With love and hope,

Taylor Swift
Childless Cat Lady

Say what you will, but apparently it made quite an impression, on Trump at least.

So much so, that Hair Furor brought it up during the debate. Might be the only thing anyone takes away from his performance.

Hot rack? Effing gross. Sleeping in the barracks was hard enough for me. I remember how bad my battle buddy stunk. I'd learn how to sleep standing up if I ever had to hot rack with somebody like that.
#10 | Posted by byrdman

But what if she was hot (or you had not seen another woman for 100 days)?

Is Florida in Play for Kamala Harris?

No. And neither is Texas.

Please let me know if you have any other questions and I'll see what else I can pull out of my ---.

I don't think Democrats can disassociate her from Biden at this late stage of the campaign.
#49 | Posted by BellRinger

But yet, you have no problem disassociating Trump from being himself (convicted felon, under numerous indictments, found to have raped a woman in a dressing room by a judge, defamed that same woman twice, used to go into teen girls dressing rooms while they were naked, election denying insurrectionist, cheated on his pregnant wife with a corn star, etc...).