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" immediately drew blowback from conservatives on social media, who took issue with the liberal firebrand's tone."

Ohmygawd, quick, get the smelling salts!

Outside Bumblestick, AL, Carlos Slim's is a very BIG name and presence.

#13
You're late for school.

When is President Leon going to take a look at Defense, the heart of the military-industrial-congressional complex that bleeds and sucks this nation dry?

(It's a rhetorical question.)

We have entered some ugly times, and this is just the opening act. The general trajectory of the arc is probably the predictable one (leading to terminal flame-out); it's the particulars lying ahead, as yet undiscerned, that could be pretty horrific.

Another concept of a gem from the MAGAt Random Ideas Generator.
Ain't AI great?

Crenshaw and Carlson are scheduled to meet at a -------- tanning salon on Fire Islamd over Fourth of July for a chest hair count competition followed by a growling contest. Kristi Noem may officiate. So they say.

Trump is simply too dumb and too full of himself to realize how deftly Macron handled the opportunity to play savvy straightman to Trump's gurgling fool.

"I'm not just happy. I'm ecstatic"

Followed by a slight tingling sensation?
Expect some weakening of the knees.
And lightheadedness.

Must be the ketamine.

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Ohhhh, so you're, what, a furry?
Go on, wag your tail.

The worst is yet to come.

#20
Reading without comprehension?
So, so sad.

It's a travesty of a mockery of a sham of a mockery of two mockeries of a sham.
Woody Allen, Bananas (1971)

TWINPAC
I noticed towards the end, as I flicked the remote, Reid actually had some interesting things to say. Your "circus wagon" description is perfect, by the way.

Liz Cheney looked at the Big Picture.
Adjust your specs accordingly.

Looks like Boxcar Willy and Minnnie Pearl willbe sitting this one out.

In the world of some neurodivergent ketamine addicts this entire cloisterflock is what's known as "a rapid unscheduled disassembly."
Leon hath declared it so.
~ Big Balls

Grrrrrrrr
Lol

"At Trump's side now is Elon Musk," notes Lawson. "Tesla's biggest manufacturing base is in China, which furnished the company with billions in soft loans. Last week the Republican chair of the Senate intelligence committee, Tom Cotton, produced a book condemning Musk for having "shamefully supplicated China's communist rulers". The Arkansas senator is right: in 2023 Musk told the then Chinese foreign minister that US and Chinese interests are "intertwined like conjoined twins". And a year earlier Musk thrilled Beijing by arguing that Taiwan should become a special administrative region of China."

#7
Maybe to help save it from people like you.

Wait until the third act.
And, spoiler alert: many of them will drink the Kool-Aid.
Bank on it.
~ Jim Jones
Man of Gawd

These two needy pathetica are giving mental illness a bad name.

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