But yeah, a thread about Melania supposedly hating her husband is riveting news.
#5 | POSTED BY BELLRINGER

I
REALLY
DON'T
CARE
DO U?

But then again, we're talking a thread that includes greasy agents of sleazy models, greasy "models" and their sleazy "agents," a suspicious Genius Visa, Jeffrey Epstein, Ghislaine Maxwell, a hubby who grabs pooshie and proclaims himself MAGAJesus, thievery on a gigantic scale? Please, do post. Thank you for your attention to this matter

Another miracle of catastrophic proportions wrought by MAGAJesus.
All hail, MAGAJesus!

Point of clarification: It was a statue of OtherJesus, not MAGAJesus.

Reading The Marathhon Bible and thereby giving it My Blessing ... I mean, wow, just BOW WOW! Anyhoo, that ancient Hebarian who wrote must've been quite a babe. Phe ... idiipi ... pheidippidoodleedoo ... Pheidippides, some call her but Jeffrey had her number. What a world, eh? War lost but Epstein Coverup holding. Praise be, Daddy!
~ MAGAJesus

Soccer is great.
FIFA, inventing a pretend "piece prize" for a lunatic warmongering MAGAJesus?
Not so much.

Just connect the dots: MAGA Jesus is a nutcase.
He doesn't say stupid, insulting, ignoramic stuff to trigger people.
He says stupid, insulting, ignoramic stuff because he's an ignoramus with a lousy education.
Who is also, as it happens, mentally ill.
If anyone else said the stuff he says, you'd be looking to an intervention.
If you actually cared about the guy.
Which, clearly, no one around him really does.

"senior leaders come in with 100% credibility"

One would/could/should hope/expect.
But not with this regime.
Nope, not with this regime.

Paolo Zampolli, the Genius Visa holder's whatchamacallit - agent, fixer, connection pimp, whatever - currently occupies the position of United States Special Representative for Global Partnerships (salary and budget not revealed). Like everyone associated with this regime, he's utterly rancid.

"Thank you very much, I love you, sir!"
Todd Blanche
Acting Attorney General of the United States
Personal Attorney to MAGA Jesus

That's the spirit.
The chin, Todd, yeah, hanky to the chin and a wipe, for MySake.
~ MAGA Jesus

And wouldn't you just know it? The Book of Marathon is one of my favoritest Bible book books? Maybe the bookiest. Who knows? Divine intervention? That's for you to find out and Me to know.
~ MAGA Jesus

Please use properly respectful, hushed tones when speaking of MAGA Jesus.
Otherwise, He's liable to grab you by your --------.
Because He's a "star," is MAGA Jesus.

MAGA Jesus has learned a few things.
For one, there are literally almost zero restraints to keep him from doing anything goddamn thing he wants to do.
This is what the Republican Party has helped create.
MAGA Jesus is Robert Mugabe is MAGA Jesus.
Praise be, MAGA Jesus.

She played a beloved character and brought some smiles into lives. That's pretty darn good, when you think about it. Good wishes, stay strong.

The Poodle Room.
Perfect for a dipsomaniacal lapdog.

Place your faith in MAGA Jesus and ...

Recall the real Jesus is credited with this advice: "Beware of false prophets, who come to you in sheep's clothing, but inwardly they are ravenous wolves. You will know them by their fruits. Do men gather grapes from thornbushes or figs from thistles?" (Matthew 7:15-16)

Place your faith in MAGA Jesus and ...

Recall the real Jesus is credited with this advice: "Beware of false prophets, who come to you in sheep's clothing, but inwardly they are ravenous wolves. You will know them by their fruits. Do men gather grapes from thornbushes or figs from thistles?" (Matthew 7:15-16)

#8
Hey, what about Teapot Dome? Oh, no. Wait, the poppy boom! Yeah, that's the ticket for deflection.

But I realize for MAGAts, $240,000,000 gone poof on their watch is nothing. Wait until we get the bill for their war.

That's the worm doing the talking.

Watch out, or it'll turn down your volume.

"Mishap" is the new "Rapid Unscheduled Disassembly."

#14
My guess is quite a bit of anti-Trump sentiment abroad easily morphs into a generalized anti-American sentiment. After all, Americans voted this creature into office not once but twice.

"Listen, don't mention the war," Brit hotelier Basil Fawlty tells staff with respect to the establishment's German guests. "I mentioned it once, but I think I got away with it all right."*

* Fawlty Towers, "The Germans" (1975)

Trump a mere "king"?!?
Why, He's MAGA Jesus.

Pointing a gun? They've shot and murdered people with the blessings of MAGA Jesus.

Me. My ******* merch is better. It's all about ******* me. The damn merch. So ***damn much better. You ******** want it? We ******* got it.
Thank you for your attention to this matter.
~ MAGA Jesus