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Saturday, September 06, 2025

Chinese state-sponsored hackers have executed a prolonged cyber campaign, targeting over 80 nations, including critical infrastructure and government systems. The operation, known as Salt Typhoon, has reportedly compromised information from nearly every American. read more


US Citizenship and Immigration Services (USCIS) is now authorized to expand its law enforcement authorities. Newly-minted USCIS 1811 classified officers (commonly known as special agents) will be empowered to investigate, arrest, and present for prosecution those who violate America's immigration laws. The Director of USCIS now has the authority to order expedited removal and investigate civil and criminal violations of the immigration laws within the jurisdiction of USCIS. USCIS will handle investigations from start to finish, instead of referring certain cases to Homeland Security Investigation (HSI) or ICE.

  • The USCIS mission statement: "USCIS upholds America's promise as a nation of welcome and possibility with fairness, integrity, and respect for all we serve." read more


    For employers in 2026, the total health benefit cost per worker is expected to rise 6.5% on average, the highest increase since 2010, even after accounting for planned cost-reduction measures. read more


    Employees could find themselves changing Defense Department seals on more than 700,000 facilities around the world. read more


    Dummkopf Trumpf's niece, the clinical psychologist and bestselling author Mary Trump, sees "similarities" between her uncle's (79) increasingly erratic behavior and that of his father, the NYC property magnate Fred Trump, who suffered from Alzheimer's before dying in 1999 at the age of 93. "I think the most important thing to know about Donald's health is that this is a person who has had very serious, severe psychiatric disorders that have gone undiagnosed and they have worsened because they've never been treated," Mary Trump said. "So much of what we're seeing is the result of those undiagnosed, untreated psychiatric disorders. On top of that ... there are clearly some physical health issues, and often it seems that ... it's not just that he's forgetting things. He doesn't seem to be oriented to space and time or place and time. I see it in his eyes." read more


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    #11: Hi Clownshack: Interesting theory about this being a mini-"Gulf of Tonkin" resolution in order to occupy Washington.

    Dummkopf Trumpf: "You get beat up for me in Washington, I'll give you the Medal of Freedom."

    DOGe-bag Edward Coristine: "Sounds good!"

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    If "Big Balls" lost some teeth in the melee or sustained broken ribs, that may weaken your theory. Too bad we can't see the MPD arrest reports for the juvenile suspects or the medical treatment records for this dirtbag DOGER.

    Maybe our good friends at Anonymous could help us out. Earlie this year this collective of cyber-volunteers had threatened Felon Musk with a plague of IT problems, hacks, and exposures.

  • On Tuesday, 5 Nov 2024, 64.20% of eligible Arkansans voted for Dummkopf Trumpf. In 2020: 62.40%; in 2016: 60.57%.

    https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/0/03/Arkansas_Presidential_Election_Results_2024.svg/1024px-Arkansas_Presidential_Election_Results_2024.svg.png

  • Racism and xenophobia really pays off, doesn't it Arkansans?

  • This story is worse than it looks.

    The Trumpf junta deployed 33,000 federal agents from other Cabinet branches to boost the number of ICE personnel conducting raids. For example, State Dept and IRS 1811 criminal investigators, as well as Deputy US Marshals, have not been doing their jobs in order to rapidly deport migrants. The State Dept DSS protects diplomats and facilities and UNGA convenes in NYC in a few weeks.

    Moreover, FLETC is freezing training classes for agencies other than ICE, so other departments won't be able to train their agents, such as VA-OIG, NASA-OIG, FDIC-OIG, or DOD-IG criminal investigators.

    The Trumpf junta already slashed the rigorous FBI academy down from 16 weeks to eight, which is less training than the standard FLETC CITP of ten weeks. By contrast, US Army Military Policemen receive 20 weeks of total training.

    The FBI also eliminated the education requirements for the once elite FBI, so non-college graduates will be dealing with the FSB, Mossad, MSS, ISIS, mafia, outlaw motorcycle gangs (OMG), and white collar criminals grifting with crypto-currency or Wall Street goniffs conducting insider trading. A few years ago, US Army Counterintelligence Command began sending their CI Agents (97B/35E/351B) to FLETC when they used to be trained at Ft Huachuca, AZ by grizzled US Army CI veterans of the Cold War. How many US Army CI Agents won't be trained in the next few months is unclear.

    BLUF: At the cost of other agencies, the Trumpf junta is establishing a permanent army of ICE Sturmabteilung.

    Sources:

    www.defenseone.com

    www.govexec.com

    www.fletc.gov

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    Dummkopf Trumpf considering striking internal targets in Venezuela: Escalation.

    Does the Nobel Peace Prize aspirant want to topple Nicolas Maduro?

    Venezuela has the world's largest untapped oil reserves, as well as untold mineral, gas, water, diamond, and other undeveloped resources: Venezuela Resources

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