Glad to see my old home state potentially getting confused with former Soviet republics.

My wife was a court reporter back in the 80s and 90s, and the woman she trained under was all eight-inch floppy disks.

Does AI have a Leave Me Alone mode?

I was at Walmart the other day and a butch built, bad body, bitchy brunette was telling her son, who was way too old to be in a cart, "Okay, you can kill everything except human beings."

Outreach director? For real -- like, uh, a job?

Has the Supreme Court granted MAGA personhood yet?

As a New York voter said, in utter seriousness when questioned on it, in 2016, "Open a phone book. Pick a name. Any name. Any one of them would be a better president than Donald Trump."

As a New York voter said, in utter seriousness when questioned on it, in 2016, "Open a phone book. Pick a name. Any name. Any one of them would be a better president than Donald Trump."

Will the sales come with proof of exorcisms?

Has Gracie informed DeSantis he's all wrong yet?

Cheryl Tiegs, mid-1970s?

I have been waiting for years for the moment when, as happened to Ignatius Reilly in A Confederacy of Dunces, Trump realizes everyone is laughing at him because he pissed his pants during a science lab accident.

Poor, pitiful baby.

Just wait until it rains.
--stable science genius

Imagine how "White men for Trump" would be received.

#14 | Posted by BellRinger

If Trump were a mixed-race female 20 years younger, that comment might make sense.

Or we could say, how are you received around here?

A quick flat-out denial or any statement from the CIA only adds to the believability of whatever they were denying.

Maybe the source of the ambiguity should form a coherent or defensible sentence.

Like hanging out with professional wrestlers isn't an issue? Maybe Trump was going for the wayward WWF voters.

Maybe they were cheering because he isn't Christian, at least not by thought, word, deed, or whether the Bible is held right side up.

13. Life expectancy for 78-year-old males is 9 to 10.5 years. No exceptions given for gooey, brain-degenerated, drug-addled specimens.

7. Don't count out defenestration.