Musk Suddenly Realizes He Has No Clue How to Govern

Neither do I.
~ Orange Julius

Musk Suddenly Realizes He Has No Clue How to Govern

Neither do I.
~ Orange Julius

Trump should probably get used to his newfound ceremonial place-holder position. If he goes after Pres. Musk, he gets the X monster turned on him. And if there's one thing Trump, even as senescent and ignorant as he is, understands it's the power of those burps and squeaks on the googlemachine

Crazier than that big old bug-eyed rat cowering in the outhouse back of the chicken coop, the mega MAGAloon should turn his laser-like attention to focusing on the real issue at hand: reuniting Gondwanaland.

Esposito: From this day on, the official language of San Marcos will be Swedish. Silence! In addition to that, all citizens will be required to change their underwear every half-hour. Underwear will be worn on the outside so we can check. Furthermore, all children under 16 years old are now... 16 years old!

Fielding Mellish: What's the Spanish word for straitjacket?
(Bananas, 1971)

Nancy Mace signaled long ago that she is a train wreck just waiting for the locomotive to jump the tracks. She's pretty much run through the MAGA playbook for garnering attention. And goosing the gate now requires an act of such stupefying insanity that either she will judiciously back off from it (doubtful) or self-destruct. Not that the MAGAts voting for her care.

Chip Roy and most of that gaggle of broken psyches probably have a price (or prices) but Trump might not be in a position to make the deals- such a wheeler dealer, LOL! Musk can assist by carrying out his idiotic we-will-primary-you threat, but it will explode the party. Senile, in poor health, and bending the knee to kiss Elon Musk's ... well, not a good look, Donnie, no, not at all..

Weird. The Griftin Old Party usually keeps such folk tucked in at the back of the chamber.

Grifting Old Plutocrats

Esposito: From this day on, the official language of San Marcos will be Swedish. Silence! In addition to that, all citizens will be required to change their underwear every half-hour. Underwear will be worn on the outside so we can check. Furthermore, all children under 16 years old are now... 16 years old!

Fielding Mellish: What's the Spanish word for straitjacket?
(Bananas, 1971)

Red. Like Carrot Top.

TWINPAC
Having been on the receiving end, yeah, steer clear. Funny thing, my wife, blessed with one of Ireland's many accents, will talk about "kooks" in the kitchen. Sly, with a smile, letting you know the term's double edge: a person who can cook or an effin eejit.

Hubbahubba

It's ALL about him. Elementary school teachers spot them from the first day of school. Too late for an arsewhuppin? Ask his co-prez Leon.

TWINPAC

Is that "cooks" or "kooks"?

What's Donald "Norma Desmond" Trump transitioning into this time?

Naturally, you'd expect the script for these misanthropic loons to lead up to a bad-girls blowup. But then what? Trump's online following pales to that garnered by his co-president, and with the maroons of MAGAland that's pretty much the ballgame. So, yet again, Old Baggy Pants may have outsmarted himself. The art of the dead, indeed.

Better yet, the gutless GOPer wonders in the House could deposit their voting cards with President Elon and he could do the voting himself. More efficient. Kinda like Twitter became when he grasped it in his cold, dead fingers and squeezed any life out of it

Musk?

Musk: More ketamine!
Trump: Yessir, yessir, three bags full ... .

More:

What happened to Aurimar was a matter of money, part of a pattern NBC News uncovered over the past two years: Across the United States, vulnerable people's bodies often are mistreated and their families' wishes disregarded as overwhelmed local officials grapple with rising numbers of unclaimed dead amid widespread opioid addiction, surging homelessness and increasingly fractured families. Reporters found that county coroners, medical institutions and others repeatedly failed to contact reachable family members before declaring bodies unclaimed.

In some cases, people were buried in paupers' fields as their loved ones reported them missing and searched for them. In others, corpses were sent to medical schools, biotech companies and for-profit body brokers without consent [emphasis added].

Party of Fiscal Reaponsibility?

As well as co-president?

#66
It alway gets back to the lack of sex with you critters for some reason. Whodathunkit?

#63
A cult of performative pearl clutchers and leg-humpers.