Donny Felon: I am creating an efficiency department chock full of billionaires.
Magidiots: YAYYYYYYYY an end to government waste.
30 days pass
Magidiots: Why hasn't my social security check arrived? Why was my prescription denied by medicare?
*Dials medicare help line*
"Thank you for calling medicare. Your call is very important to us. Due to high call volume your estimated wait time is 7 hours and 39 minutes. Please log on and use our automated chat bot developed by X."
*Logs on*
"Why was my prescription denied"
*Was your prescription denied?*
"yes"
*I see you prescription was denied by medicare.*
"Why was it denied?"
*Your prescription was denied. Is there anything else I can help you with?*
"Yes, why was it denied?"
*Yes your prescription was denied. For only $19.99 per month you can upgrade to blue check medicare for more help with your medicare questions*
enters credit card info
*Welcome to blue check medicare, how can I help you?*
Why was my prescription denied?
*Medicare blue check sees that your prescription was denied.*
Why was it denied?
*For more assistance on your medicare issues, please call 1-800-955-1566*
Dials number.
Heavy pakistani accent "Medicare blue check, how may I help you?"
My prescription was denied, why?
"Have you tried our automated blue check chat bot?"
Yes.
"Okay then, do you have any other questions?"
Texas volunteers for migrant concentration camps.
Quelle surprise.