Ooooo, me likee boats, me be the Sec. of the Boat stuff, cause me good MAGAt.
Me get big boats to order around. Me so qualified. Everybody who sail all my boats be my flunkie. I tell them what to do.
Me bigshot. No Woke in my boat land.
...John Fail-on. MAGAt boat boss of all Boaty Mc'Boatfaces.
MAGA and criminal Repugnants are to blame and even BOAZ knows that's a fact.