Lt. Gov. Dan Patrick (R) said Democratic nominee for US Senate Rep. James Talarico (D) will "go to hell" for his interpretations of the Bible, as Talarico has made his Christian faith a cornerstone of his campaign.
Dan Patrick is not a good human being
In an effort to distract the American public from Dummkopf Trumpf's injection treatment for his growing dementia, the spreading screw-worm infestation, abysmal regime approval ratings, GOP in-fighting over the new DNI and FISA legislation, the potential for a dangerous lightning storm during the outdoor UFC cage match at the White House, and the obscene +$100bn war being fought against Iran on behalf of Israel, the insidious Trumpf junta released another tranche of UFO sightings.
DJT is universally loathedNo new FBI files on Jeffrey Epstein, of which there are untold numbers, have been released in months.
Emperor Donald's Gladiator Spectacle
WASHINGTON (The Borowitz Report)"Donald J. Trump's claim that a peace deal with Iran was imminent suffered a stunning rebuke on Thursday when a flotilla of warships from the Iranian navy blockaded The Lincoln Memorial Reflecting Pool.
Trust isn't destroyed by evidence. It's destroyed when identity becomes more important than reality.
Tim Miller's candidates to watch (and maybe even donate to).
Vance Boelter, the Minnesota man accused of impersonating a law enforcement officer and fatally shooting the state's former House speaker in what authorities have described as a politically motivated assassination, pleaded guilty Thursday. Boelter, 58, dressed in an orange sweatsuit, responded "yes" when the judge asked whether he carried out the crimes, which killed Democratic state Rep. Melissa Hortman and her husband, Mark, and injured Democratic state Sen. John Hoffman and his wife, Yvette Hoffman.
Florida Congressman Randy the Hebrew Ham Sandwich' Fine (R), a miscreant who was once held in contempt of court and ordered by a judge to attend rage therapy, dropped out of attending a GOP political event because of far right anti-MIGA gubernatorial candidate's James Fishback (R) presence. Hatemonger Randy Fine, who bleated in Feb 2026 that "if they force us to choose, the choice between dogs and Muslims is not a difficult one," called this GOP event a "neo-Nazi rally" to which James Fishback replied: "Good riddance."
Far right James Fishback polling well
It won't be making smartphones great again. The long-awaited Trump-branded smartphone has finally arrived, and it appears to be exactly what many suspected: an existing handset in gold drag.
Phil Mickelson was accused of inappropriate contact with a female employee of a golf club near San Diego and has had his membership revoked, according to a report by Golf Digest's Joel Beall and Tod Leonard. Golf Digest confirmed through multiple sources that Mickelson, a six-time major champion and 45-time winner on the PGA Tour, is no longer a member of The Farms Golf Club. On the day of the incident, Mickelson's accuser reported him to club management. Mickelson was later confronted on the golf course and was told to leave mid-round, according to the story. The Farms sent Golf Digest a statement acknowledging the incident without naming Mickelson but did say: "This individual is no longer a member of The Farms Golf Club."
Subsidized by the peace-loving, hard-working American taxpayer and employing US-provided munitions, the Israeli Death Forces (IDF) continue their gruesome Jeffery Dahmer-like serial killing spree in Gaza and Lebanon. As of 12 June 2026, the IDF has now killed 73,070 Palestinians in Gaza, including 20,179 children and ~3,700 people in Lebanon, including at least 200 children. Moreover, Israeli National Security Minister Itamar Ben Gvir suggested that the IDF kidnap women and children from Lebanon. Since 1948 under both Democratic and Republican Party administrations, the US has sent both the Labor and Likud governments of Israel, a prosperous and nuclear-armed country with universal healthcare for all her residents, over $317.9bn, the most US economic aid given to any nation in the world.
Americans are subsiding the national equivalent of Jeffrey Dahmer, a sex offender and serial killer that targeted vulnerable youth in Milwaukee, Wisconsin last century
We Shall see...
Three children have died in Connecticut after overdosing on diphenhydramine, commonly sold as Benadryl. Their deaths have renewed warnings about a social media challenge encouraging kids to take dangerous amounts of the over-the-counter allergy medicine. When misused, diphenhydramine can lead to serious heart problems, seizures, coma or death.
Although there are dozens of active Arleigh Burke-class guided missile destroyers in the U.S. Navy's fleet, there's something special about the USS Kidd.
Jake Tapper Warns Viewers As He Dives Into Trump Nipple' Abuse Claim From Bombshell Epstein Meeting
Maggie Haberman and co-author Jonathan Swan dropped an epic deep dive on Wednesday, based on their upcoming book Regime Change: Inside the Imperial Presidency of Donald Trump, that was chock-full of splashy revelations.
Those revelations included a stunning account of a Situation Room meeting on the release of the Epstein Files that veered into what the authors described as "the nipple materials."
An FBI document from the U.S. Department of Justice Jeffrey Epstein files contains extraordinary allegations involving President Donald Trump, Jeffrey Epstein, and a Trump-owned golf course " claims that appear to have originated from a single tipster who contacted federal authorities in 2021. The FBI intake report does not identify the golf course referenced by the caller. However, the allegation appears in files connected to Epstein, whose sprawling Palm Beach mansion served as the center of many of the activities that ultimately led to his conviction and the federal sex-trafficking investigation that followed.
