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Faux Christian Franklin Graham defends Trumpf's Jesus image:


"I had received some questions about President Trumpf's recent idiotic posts, and here are my inane and useless thoughts.

"I do not believe President Trumpf would knowingly depict himself as Jesus Christ-- that would certainly be inappropriate.

"I'm thankful the Dotard-in-Chief backtracked, blatantly lying that this was not at all what he thought the AI-generated image was representing-- he wanted the American sheeple to think it was a doctor helping someone, and when he learned of the concerns, he immediately removed the post after good-for-nothing House Speaker Mike Johnson told him to delete it.

"When I looked at the sacrilegious illustration, I didn't jump to the same conclusion as some. There were no spiritual references-- no halo, there were no crosses, no angels, and surprisingly no references to underage girls that resemble Trumpf's comely daughter with the God-help-me awful name, Ivanka.

"It was a flag, soldiers, a nurse, fighter planes, eagles, the Statue of Liberty, and I think this is a lot to do about nothing, like my worthless social post that you are wasting your time reading.

"There is so much ill-intended speculation. I think his enemies are always foaming at the mouth at any possible opportunity to make the draft dodging oligarchic hypocrite look bad.

"And the illustration from someone else he reposted on Truth Social yesterday, I must say that I like the fact that this is a picture of Jesus whispering sweet nothings in Trumpf's ear like a lover, or at least His hand knocking dandruff flakes off his shoulder.

"We all need that-- we all need to be listening to Jesus, and that includes Sikhs, Jews, Muslims, Buddhists, atheists, Zoroastrians, and super-wealthy oligarchs. Again, I think there is an attempt to spin this into something that it isn't.

"Remember, Dummkopf Trumpf didn't draw this, he didn't create it, he reposted it on his social media because he thought it was nice-- I would have to agree.

"I'm not a Catholic, I'm an evangelical phony Christian making money selling Christ to dopes, but I appreciate how the morbidly obese geriatric draft dodging pedophilic president has defended religious freedom for people of all faiths except for Muslims, including millions of evangelicals and Catholics in the US and around the world.

"He is the most pro-Christian, pro-life president in my lifetime, and he doesn't shy away from it. His ICE thugs have profaned churches, separated families, killed innocent people, all in a Christian manner Jesus would have approved of.

"I would hope that the Blasphemer-in-Chief and Pope Leo can meet at some point, and that the Pope would have the opportunity to scold the worst president in history for his pretend efforts to protect religious liberty for Catholics and people of all faiths."

Bomb threat at home of Pope Leo's brother

thehill.com

This is expected from the McVeigh party.

@#2 ... Perhaps because Pres Trump does not know when the war might end? ...

Stephen Miller warns that Iran war could continue indefinitely'
www.yahoo.com

... Top White House official Stephen Miller warned Iran Wednesday evening that the war could drag on "indefinitely" if the Iranian regime did not capitulate to President Donald Trump's demands.

Despite Trump's claims the Iran war would likely last four to five weeks, Miller asserted it could go on much longer after the president enforced a naval blockade around Iranian ports to strain the country's economy. ...


The film quotes statistics and research by the following sources: American Immigration Council, American Civil Liberties Union, Inside Higher Ed, National Coalition for Homeless Veterans, US National Library of Medicine, US National Institute on Drug Abuse (NIDA), Privacy International, FactCheck.org. Viewers seeking further information or wishing to take action are encouraged to visit aclu.org, veterans-aid.net, immigrantdefenseproject.org, and freedomforimmigrants.org.

Lyrics:

Big legs dangle from a helicopter hole
Big chug rhythm it's gotta be now ho!
Brown, mean and young
Dumb and full of cum
What can you use a marine for
This is a fucking ass machine gun war

With your boots on the ground
Boots on the ground
Boots on the ground
Boots on the ground

We trim your hedges, we fight your wars
Wait in the trenches, and we fuck til we're sore

Boots on the ground
Boots on the ground

Born shiny bullets in an army of ants
Blow that horn, we sleep in our pants
Big titties, big titties
Well we holler and we burn down cities

Boots on the ground
Boots on the ground

Shootin up the town
Stayin in the hole until Jimmy Hoffa is found
With my boots on the ground

Well something goes tink when the cartridge is spent
Where do you think all your cartilage went

Boots on the ground
Boots on the ground

Now who the hell are these federal pricks?
Hiding in the senate like a bloated ass tick
Air conditioned fuckstick loafers
Sittin in a room full of army posters

A coal to a diamond, a vote into law
They Campaign up all the blood they can draw
Mold your world, a soldier's just clay
How much does every soldier weigh?
Cut you off at the ankles and they throw that away

Boots on the ground

It's cold and hot, as Satan's .hoof
Spinning on the world I'm hiding on a roof
I kill a brown man I never ass knew
Choked on spit and then he turned blue
He spattered black blood, he rolled fin out
He died right here I got the pearl from his snout
A puff of gray smoke from the tongue of a cloud
He rotted in the sand and all that they found was his
boots on the ground, boots on the ground, boots on the ground

All that they found was his boots on the ground, boots on the ground

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