I didn't know Valkyrie was a bomb plot!

And moving the bag behind the thick table leg was one part of the failure.

The amount of explosives in the briefcase was sufficiently lethal to kill Der Fuhrer in a closed off room because of the vacuum it would create.

When the meeting took place outside the sealed bunker because of the heat and humidity, the explosive force dissipated, killing only four Nazis and allowing Trumpf's hero to survive, albeit badly shaken up.

Dummkopf Trumpf, an illiterate morbidly obese buffoon surrounded by ignorant lickspittles and toadies.

Gosh, why has Amerikka become such the profound laughing stock of the world?

"Please fasten your seatbelts. Lolita Express One is ready for takeoff. Kindly enjoy the fake books and pornography during your flight, Mein Furor."

Good-for-nothing sycophant Todd Blanche to Judge Tomoko Akane, President of the International Criminal Court (ICC):

"The United States is not a party to the Rome Statute and has never consented to the ICC's authority. As a matter of international law, a treaty cannot bind a non-consenting country. Accordingly, the ICC has no jurisdiction over Americans " anywhere in the world " and any attempt to assert such authority is illegitimate, unlawful, and a direct affront to the sovereignty of the United States."

~snip~

If the US is not a party to the Rome Statute, why did they send Special Counsel Jack Smith for a tour at the Hague to prosecute international war criminals?

Moreover, the nefarious Trumpf junta unethically put sanctions on members of the ICC, making their lives miserable. One of the ICC prosecutors was allegedly caught in an Israeli honeypot trap to discredit him and another prosecutor was intimidated by the sinister former Mossad director Yossi Cohen.

The Israelis are probably on the bottom of the list of nearly every supply chain issue, thanks to their ethnic cleansing policies. Logistics or petroleum industry specialists can probably discuss this better.

I remember reading reports about the Israelis being forced to steal masks or drugs or something during the COVID epidemic and no country volunteered to help them during terrible wildfires last year.

Benjamin Netanyahu and his ilk have isolated Israel forever from the international community.

Everything Trumpf touches dies.

Then we all hope he touches himself today.

And a wide open LGBTQ military officer from Prussia taught the Continental Army how to be Soldiers.

The same 'logic' about "inequitability" should have applied to the DOD whose members enjoy free healthcare.

In fact, our Soldiers, Sailors, Airmen, and Marines are the only Americans who understand universal healthcare, as enjoyed by hundreds of millions of people in Israel, Germany, Canada, Cuba, Taiwan, tiny Albania, or Denmark, as did our US Merchant Mariners from 1798 to 1981.

"OK, Doc, thanks for fixing me up. My arm feels a lot better. What do I owe you?"

"What did you say, Ensign? Take this prescription to the pharmacy for your free painkillers."

"But isn't there any paperwork in triplicate I gotta fill out?"

"Get out of my infirmary and stop flirting with the nurses."