Executive Grant of Clemency
President of the United States of America
TO ALL TO WHOM THESE PRESENTS SHALL COME, GREETING:
BE IT KNOWN, THAT THIS DAY, I, PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED
STATES, PURSUANT TO MY POWERS UNDER ARTICLE II, SECTION 2, CLAUSE 1, OF THE
CONSTITUTION,
Anyone I damned well please,
For those offenses against the United States which the have committed or may have been committed or taken part in during the period from January 1, 2014 through December 1, 2026, including but not limited to all offenses previously charged or prosecuted
A FULL AND UNCONDITIONAL PARDON
FOR ANY OFFENSES against the United States which they may have committed or taken part in arising from or in any manner related to the activities or subject matter
I have hereunto signed my name and caused the seal of the Department of Justice to be affixed.
Precedent has already been established.
"The DNC is such a corrupt trash organization that it's ripe for an outsider to come in and topple the whole thing like trump did to the GOP."
Obama was an outsider, remember, how much you were in love with him, before the Democrats invited AIPAC to the prom instead of you?
You'll never forgive the Democrats.
We get it.