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The 2024 Democrats ought to be mighty proud of themselves, ignoring 43,391 defenseless Palestinians in Gaza butchered by the Israeli Death Forces (IDF) while paying absolutely no heed at all to the important progressive bloc of the American electorate, losing a minimum 7,371,247 votes on Tuesday 5 Nov 2024.

Now we have Dummkopf Trumpf and masked ICE stormtroopers with electro-shock torture gloves, Terminator-style robo-hounds, and an FBI that will be staffed by bestiality perverts who will be monitoring us from a dissident surveillance center (NSPM-7) and who may be deployed to poll sites on Tuesday 3 Nov 2026 to intimidate voters.

But, hey, the 2024 Democrats got the g____m 140 Israeli hostages released, right?

No wonder that a You Gov Survey this summer ranked Joe Biden in a tie with the late psychopath Charles Manson as the "Worst American of All Time" and 50% of all Americans want ICC-indicted war criminal Israeli PM Benjamin Netanyahu arrested for a litany of blasphemies, massacres, mass murders, and other wanton cruelties like inflicting starvation on women and children in Gaza.

So tomorrow, go thank an AIPAC voter or politician the first chance you get.

Enjoy your obscene blood-soaked $417,000 annual pension "Genocide Joe" and stew in your political exile, "Blacula Harris," while the rest of us regular Americans have to deal with the dystopian nightmare that you left us with that includes perverts in the FBI.

And for you number-crunchers, "Genocide Joe's" absurd annual pension works out to approximately $10 per slaughtered Palestinian in Gaza.

Genocide Joe and Blacula Harris, the Hubert Humphrey and Edmund Muskie of 2024:

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"FUNNY"

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feast your eyes...

truly peaces me off how he publicly exposes himself to grade schoolers.... or everyone for that matter....

Well, if you're lookin' for purpose in the current circus
If you're seekin' respect and attention
If you're in need of a gig that'll make you feel big
Come with me and put some folks in detention

Just last week was kind of tough, I put a kid in cuffs
I zip-tied a lady to a van
We can sneak around town, hunt workin' folks down
I hear they get a great benefit plan

[Chorus]
Join ICE, boy, ain't it nice?
Join ICE, take my advice
If you're lackin' control and authority
Come with me and hunt down minorities
Join ICE

See, I failed the academy, the cops weren't havin' me
The Army didn't sound that fun
So I found me a paramilitary operation
That was keen to hand me a gun
I got picked on at school, I never felt that cool

There's a hole in my soul that just a-rages
All the ladies turned me down, and I felt like a clown
But will you look at me now? I'm puttin' folks in cages
You might also like

At ICE, we're respectin' power
Join ICE, I hear they got great hours
There's a sign-on bonus of fifty grand
They're in need of you needin' to feel like a man
Join ICE

[Interlude]
Look at 'em go

[Instrumental Break]

Well, if you're lookin' for thrills and you're wantin' to kill
But you don't wanna travel far
They'll give you some chemical spray and in a couple of days
You'll be shooting women in their cars

If you've been prone to failure and your life's been hell
You're entitled to some compensation
They'll give you some federal immunity to kill with impunity
Give a salute, they'll put you on location

Join ICE, they're only taking the best
Join ICE, they don't take any less
If you're low on options and needing a plan
They're in need of you needing to feel like a man
Join ICE

(video is the rock version)

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