If he did he was way off, e.g. "Blue Doze Blues" in 1928.

There was nowhere else to go, the outfit was getting separated, and events were moving fast - afterwards, quite a few of the cavalrymen were found lying in the "count fours" position for fighting on foot: three men dismounting with a fourth holding onto everyone's mounts. The swirling fracas moved so quickly isolated groups of soldiers often had just enough time to get off their horses, form a quick line, and die. Things got so confused that an Arapaho warrior killed what he thought was one of Custer's Crow or Arikara scouts only to find out he'd lanced a Lakota whose comrades were none too pleased.

"The NDAs are central to us understanding what actually happened," Garcia said.
...
"Of all the witnesses that have come thus far, this one has the potential to be the most groundbreaking deposition in my opinion," Comer told reporters on Friday morning before the hearing began.

Is there a bell on the next one?

Trump's Epstein Coverup continues ...

Boot Hill Cemetery at Ogallala, Nebraska may hold more than a few of their progenitors.

Weird, right? Plus taking out that girls' school. And, stepping back just a sec, how many shattered lives did the US create during this war? How many people did we kill? Seems almost like they might have a chip on their shoulder for ... reasons. But, hey, enough of that, let's make a deal, right?

Might these 13 points provide the outline for a performance marrying Alfred Jarrys Ubu Roi with the movie Idiocracy?

Fueled by a horrendous amount of MAGAt bootlicking and enabling.

"But the Emperor has nothing at all on!" said a little child.
Hans Christian Andersen
"The Emperor's New Clothes"

The list:

1. Devise unnecessary spectacle.
2. Disregard expertise.
3. Bypass normal procedures.
4. Declare victory too early (bonus if done by AI-slop post).
5. Spend way more than estimated.
6. Ignore the haters.
7. Realize it is not going well.
8. Bypass normal procedures once again.
9. Allege conspiracy and sabotage.
10. Redeclare victory.

"This leaves three steps to come in the future. If patterns hold, we should expect 11. More blaming (one contractor told Politico the repairs to the lining will take weeks), followed by 12. Losing interest. And then, of course, the most important one of all. The foundation upon which every Trump debacle is built. The perpetual-motion device of a petulant president:

13. Pretend it never happened, and move on to the next thing."

Quite the "two-week special military operation."

Speaking of pedophiles, how's Trump's Great Epstein Coverup holding up these days? It must be why we went to war with Iran, unless ... unless Trump really is so moronic he let Bibi Netanyahu lead him around as if he was a nose-ringed porker at the Iowa State Fair. Whattaya think?