Oh, how sweet:

#121 | Posted by fortfisher at 2025-12-15 03:15 PM | Reply | Flagged newsworthy by Majopr DEI Boazo*

#124 Actually, his twunt mother did use a coat hanger on his mongoloid ass.

But, like mother, like son:

Couldn't help but f*ck it up.

Even the simplest of things.

Yep.

Like mother, like son.

#60 Oh, look, onepigironheadedsmoothbrainaut comes to the defense of berll boi.

How sweet.

Perhaps the two of you should get a room and swap bodily fluids.

Would accomplish more than what you're attempting to accomplish here.

You're most welcome, onepigironheadedsmoothbrainaut.

#121 TDS = Trump Devoted Sycophant

#118 You've OD'd on Ozempic, shrimpsizedgenitaliadisgusedasataco"dan"? Explains much.

And is that your "Twinkie" defense, shrimpsizedgenitaliadisgusedasataco"dan"?

Thank you for your in-kind contributions to the Democratic Party and its candidates. Constantly proving what imbeciles you are helps liberals.

You're a real champ, rotund turd.

And have you ever once stopped to think, Why is just one person engaging with me here?

Could it be that everyone has you blocked, shrimpgenitalsdisgusedasataco"dan"?

(well, except for the usual suspects on the right who may flag your posts but never seem to engage with you.)

Your turn.

#59 Alas, not directed at you, or even the room, Eb.

That was specific to bell boi.

But, since you mention it, I'm not sure why anyone would have a problem with our host blocking obvious misinformation on COVID or climate change.

He pays the light bill, he makes the rules.

If a guest here doesn't like it, well, there's always Twitter, Truth Social, Stormfront, etc.

Or, there's always this option:

The Political War Zone (partially archived) was born and promoted as a response to the supposedly fascist moderation policies on the Retort. In actuality, it was a cheap stunt for attention, driven by delusion, desperation, and -- most especially -- epic fail (lol).

This Blog was started by five guys (RZ, JA, DKIA, STP & H) who simply got tired of all the BS of the supposed wonderland of Open Expression on the 'Net. The Leftists claim they adore & stand for Free Speech & then use it to hammer anyone who doesn't agree with them right before they take it away. They'd rather tell you how immoral you are for standing up for what you think is true than to actually debate.

"Some failfags, on epic butthurt.

At least three of the miserable prick founders came crawling back after realizing that nobody cares about their internet psychodrama, thus laying waste to their grandstanding and bullshit claims. So, what does the internets think of Rex, his butt buddies, and his shitty failed blog?

#50 You state, "Post one thread that is critical of a Democrat and lefties on this site lose their minds."

Isn't that what you live for, bell boi?

I'm a borderline Hall of Fame troll, Alexandrite. I easily elicit multiple responses with a single post. And it doesn't take any effort.
#27 | Posted by bell boi at 2025-04-06 05:42 PM
Just a reminder in case anyone want to give jeff the benefit of the doubt

As to the question, I have no idea, I cannot get into the headspace of someone who would do something like that. Pathetic just doesn't begin to describe it.

#1 | Posted by truthhurts at 2025-12-14 03:50 PM | Reply | Flag:
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And then you bemoan the dearth of posters here.

#109 You joined today just to post a 4Chan link?

#50 I doubt bell boi has had an original thought in his life.

Meanwhile, you seem to overlook the points I made in my #42.

Right now, on the Front page and the Back page:

There are 26 threads on the Front page, there are 32 threads on the Back page.

Between both pages there are approximately 1,200 comments/retorts, or an average of 20 comments/reports per thread.

I haven't looked at the number of repeat posters (same poster posting on multiple threads), but I suspect that number is small, too.

There were times when a single thread would have 1,200+ comments/retorts.

Today, 20 comments/retorts is the average (which is somewhat skewed by the presence of just 2 Front page threads exceeding 100 comments/retorts each).

And do tell us, bell boi, exactly which "sites are banned as thread material" here on the Retort.

I know, for example, that the Space Nazi will not properly resolve articles posted there from Substack. But at least you can still post such things.

Which sites has our host banned here?

Or is this part of you people's continued persecution complex based on nothing?

#105 Newsworthy or Funny?

Funny or Newsworthy?

The perpetual Retort conundrum.

#102 Well, now, that would go a L O N G way towards explaining you, Phartfisherprice.

#92 If being gay is a mental illness, then being straight must also be a mental illness.

Because there's no choosing either one.

You're welcome, Left Hind Turds.

#12 Why do you people think strawman arguments are effective?

#10 Nope.

See also: Strawman fallacy.

You're welcome, Left Hind Turds

#17 Why are you arguing like it is 2011, and not 2025?

#103 Apparently, Left Hind Turds didn't get the latest memorandum on elections ('Tis like shooting fish in a barrel):

-> Georgia voters ousted two Republican members of the state's Public Service Commission in favor of two Democrats"the first Democrats to win statewide nonfederal offices in decades.

-> Democrats in Mississippi Break the G.O.P.'s State House Supermajority

-> Every single county in Virginia - even deeply red counties - saw shifts TOWARDS the Democrats, as opposed to how they voted 1 year ago.

-> Dems flip Wichita School Board from a 4-3 GOP majority to a 5-2 Democratic majority. Democratic candidates Amy Warren and Amy Jensen defeated Republican incumbents Hazel Stabler and Kathy Bond.

->Two of Tuesday's school board elections were in Bucks County, Pa., which was considered "ground zero" for right-wing groups' takeover of school boards in 2021. A few years ago, conservatives on these boards in Pennbridge and Central Bucks districts were using their roles to pass policies targeting LGBTQ+ students and banning books.

---> Democrats flipped control of both boards in 2023, and on Tuesday, they ousted every Republican from both of these boards, except for one. The Pennbridge school board is now 8-1, with Democratic members in control. The Central Bucks school board is 9-0.

-> In Texas, we even won in Lockhart, which sits in a district so red that Democrats normally don't even run. We had a clean sweep in Cy-Fair ISD, another deeply red area that not even Greg Abbott could save your party.

-> In SD-9, another red district, we saw an 8 point shift for the Democrat

#41 Actually, it flew just fine in 2008.

What's changed is the fact that there were once multiple threads (on the front and back pages) with 100s of retorts, with some even breaking 1,000 comments.

While a person was composing a retort to a comment, by the time they hit the "Publish Comment" button, there might be several (or more) comments already there.

What people are missing is not the dearth of right or left posters here.

What's missing in the Retort today is a dearth of posters, of any stripe.

#89 Thank you for acknowledging me, bell boi.

But, speaking of repetitive droning ...

I'm a borderline Hall of Fame troll, Alexandrite. I easily elicit multiple responses with a single post. And it doesn't take any effort.
#27 | Posted by bell boi at 2025-04-06 05:42 PM

Just a reminder in case anyone want to give jeff the benefit of the doubt

As to the question, I have no idea, I cannot get into the headspace of someone who would do something like that. Pathetic just doesn't begin to describe it.

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