Tucker Carlson Says He Was 'Mauled' by a Demon While Sleeping

It will never cease to disgust me that there are supposed full ass grown adults who believe his obviously false story because they still believe ridiculous Bronze Age goat herder myths.

#9 | Posted by jpw at 2024-11-01 11:50 PM

Gee golly, I can't imagine why an evil demon would be visiting Tucker Carlson. ~ LOL

#10 | Posted by Twinpac at 2024-11-02 01:54 AM

" Gee golly, I can't imagine why an evil demon would be visiting Tucker Carlson. ~ LOL

#10 | POSTED BY TWINPAC AT 2024-11-02 01:54 AM | REPLY | FLAG:"

That is really funny and the timing is perfect. Because it was Halloween I wanted to watch a horror flick last night and chose The Exorcist.

#11 | Posted by BellRinger at 2024-11-02 02:06 AM

Tucker who? Who cares.

#12 | Posted by AlternateFacts at 2024-11-02 08:20 AM

He's an entertainer, not a journalist. Anyone who takes anything he says seriously is seriously deluded.

#13 | Posted by johnny_hotsauce at 2024-11-02 10:02 AM

Sounds like a classic case of cannibalism to me.

#14 | Posted by Yodagirl at 2024-11-02 03:40 PM

That wasn't a demon I got done banging his mom and was feeling a little bored so I went into his room and punched him till Tucker wet his pants and then went back to her room.

#15 | Posted by Tor at 2024-11-02 03:49 PM

Can someone confirm where Yav was that night?

#16 | Posted by deadman at 2024-11-02 10:03 PM

Your mom was turning tricks on the interstate like always.

You stupid ------- ----.

#17 | Posted by LegallyYourDead at 2024-11-02 11:12 PM

"Your mom was turning tricks on the interstate like always.
#17 | Posted by LegallyYourDead"

So she could not have been the one that mauled Tucker by your own logic. So, I ask again - does anyone know where Yav was that night?

#18 | Posted by deadman at 2024-11-03 12:03 AM

Sounds like this supposedly took place around the time Fox spun on a dime, canned Carlson and he went into a tailspin. The Salem Explanation makes Tuckums, by his own logic, a very bad girl in need of a spanking. What a douche.

#19 | Posted by Doc_Sarvis at 2024-11-03 06:53 AM

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