Mike Lindell Sobs: Judge, 'I Can't Pay Fines, I'm in Ruins'

Can't pay? OK then, put him on a road crew, picking up trash along Highway 3. His ankle bracelet will be programed to give him a shock if not enough movement, and will explode if Cracker Mike tries to run...

#10 | Posted by catdog at 2025-04-18 08:08 AM

First boozy Rudy... now cokey Mike... singing a chorus of boohoo I'm broke cuz I luv Amerikuh...

soooooo muuuuch winnnnnnnning.... they planned to co-rule the whirrled with Trumpanzee...shall we make wagers on that "speshul kay" Elon feller?

Hey... only 44 months and two weeks to go... Trumpanzee has time.

#11 | Posted by RightisTrite at 2025-04-18 10:05 AM

Where is LFTHNDTURDS to tell us how it was a Biden plot to ruin Lindell?
JFC, that asshat is a perfect example of the "---- sphincter Texan."

Next, he will spam the thread showing us all the psychiatrist doll and pointing to the spot where his uncle touched him.

#12 | Posted by e1g1 at 2025-04-18 10:46 AM

Where is LFTHNDTURDS to tell us how it was a Biden plot to ruin Lindell?
JFC, that asshat is a perfect example of the "---- sphincter Texan."

Next, he will spam the thread showing us all the psychiatrist doll and pointing to the spot where his uncle touched him.

#12 | Posted by e1g1 at 2025-04-18 10:46 AM | Reply | Flag:

Oh look, my fan club cant post on a thread without calling my name... Why would you assume I give a ------ about Mike Lindell? I've obviously never said his name in a post, not even once.

Tell you what, You stick to corralling the loonies in your camp any you won't have time to worry about what some attention seeking republican clown has to say.

#13 | Posted by lfthndthrds at 2025-04-18 02:26 PM

Tell you what, you stick to----------- truckers in the can and let the adults will have a conversation.

#14 | Posted by LegallyYourDead at 2025-04-18 04:20 PM

Why can't he just call his buddy Trump who has profited immensely from the Presidency! think about it...if Trump treats his biggest supporters like this then how will he treat the rest of us?

#15 | Posted by danni at 2025-04-18 07:12 PM

Why can't he just call his buddy Trump who has profited immensely from the Presidency! think about it...if Trump treats his biggest supporters like this then how will he treat the rest of us?

#16 | Posted by danni at 2025-04-18 07:12 PM

More lachrymose behavior in a US court. This time an ex-NYT editor tearfully apologizes to Sarah Palin in a libel suit: www.thewrap.com

What a country we have. The judges in America are becoming parents listening to sobbing children for bad behavior.

#17 | Posted by C0RI0LANUS at 2025-04-19 05:49 AM

Why can't he just call his buddy Trump who has profited immensely from the Presidency! think about it...if Trump treats his biggest supporters like this then how will he treat the rest of us?

#16 | Posted by danni

Trump doesn't have friends.

He has rubes he throws under the bus when they need help. Rudy Colludy is another example ...

#18 | Posted by AMERICANUNITY at 2025-04-19 03:12 PM

Oh look, my fan club cant post on a thread without calling my name..

It must be such an honor to be known as the Digital Village Idiot.

Don't get too complacent, OneNut and Boazhole are always nipping at your heels.

#19 | Posted by zarnon at 2025-04-19 10:17 PM

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