Gov. Newsom Trolls Trump by Mimicking his All-caps Style

Thursday, August 14, 2025

The governor's press office wrote on X: "FINAL WARNING DONALD TRUMP -- MAYBE THE MOST IMPORTANT WARNING IN HISTORY! STOP CHEATING OR CALIFORNIA WILL REDRAW THE MAPS. AND GUESS WHO WILL ANNOUNCE IT THIS WEEK? GAVIN NEWSOM (MANY SAY THE MOST LOVED & HANDSOME GOVERNOR) AND A VERY POWERFUL TEAM. DON'T MAKE US DO IT! THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS MATTER."

Posted by retort at 08:42 AM | 21 COMMENTS | permalink

A late night message from Gavin Newsom [image or embed]
-- MeidasTouch (@meidastouch.com) Aug 14, 2025 at 12:18 AM

Comments

Brutal. Pedo Donnie is a ------- joke.

#1 | Posted by LegallyYourDead at 2025-08-14 09:42 AM

lol

#2 | Posted by donnerboy at 2025-08-14 10:20 AM

I really like Newsom much more after reading that. Suddenly his --------- dropped! Better late than not at all!

#3 | Posted by danni at 2025-08-14 10:26 AM

It's hilarious... I've been reading some of them the last few days; his Trump impersonation is spot on.

#4 | Posted by Corky at 2025-08-14 01:19 PM

I'm not going to say I like him more. He's still way too far right. But it IS top-level trolling.

#5 | Posted by DarkVader at 2025-08-14 02:48 PM

Newsome is about to Address the Nation... Live from CA

www.youtube.com

#6 | Posted by Corky at 2025-08-14 03:01 PM

Wait until Newsom adds 5 new Democratic Congressional districts here in California. Then Newsom will really be trolling Trump and Abbot. And if/when other red States try to change their districts, expect other blue States to follow suit. The GOP will not win this battle.

#7 | Posted by moder8 at 2025-08-14 05:41 PM

There are 9 Republican districts in California.

Newsom could make that zero.

He's actually being generous only flipping 5.

#8 | Posted by ClownShack at 2025-08-14 05:51 PM

LMAO I saw JD Prisker get his ass handed to him when he was crying about Texas redrawing districts. Even the MSM wont give that toad a break.

www.youtube.com

#9 | Posted by lfthndthrds at 2025-08-15 02:11 PM

Re 9

Republicans fled Congress in Washington DC in terror because they might have to vote on releasing the Epstein Files.

Democrats left the state of Texas in protest and to get attention of Texas Republicans and their blatant attempt to undermine democracy.

Go ahead and flag this funny.

Cause I'm LMAO.

#10 | Posted by donnerboy at 2025-08-15 02:19 PM

- Republicans fled Congress in Washington DC in terror because they might have to vote on releasing the Epstein Files.

Preznit Inappropriate Shower/sniffer had 4 years to release and you - "Mr I'm not loyal to any president" has nothing to say about it.

I've already voiced my disagreements/disappointments with Trump and this subject is one of them. Your turn to hang Preznit Inappropriate Shower daddy out to dry.

#11 | Posted by lfthndthrds at 2025-08-15 04:19 PM

- Republicans fled Congress in Washington DC in terror because they might have to vote on releasing the Epstein Files.

Preznit Inappropriate Shower/sniffer had 4 years to release and you - "Mr I'm not loyal to any president" has nothing to say about it.

I've already voiced my disagreements/disappointments with Trump and this subject is one of them. Your turn to hang Preznit Inappropriate Shower daddy out to dry.

#11 | Posted by lfthndthrds

Ever been to a YMCA locker room? The really old dudes walk around buck naked. It's disgusting. Their generation simply wasn't raised to think about nudity the way ours was.

So old dude biden showered naked with his daughter and your party focuses on that one harmless event, instead of the 15 years of partying trump did with the world's most notorious pedophile/sex trafficker/intelligence asset, who introduced him to his wife, attended his wedding, and mysteriously died while in federal custody.

You can't excuse trump and epstein being rape buddies, so you hide behind "well i dont agree with that". What exactly don't you agree about? That a------------ shouldnt be president?

#12 | Posted by SpeakSoftly at 2025-08-15 05:39 PM

Turdfyck is a drooling imbecile.

#13 | Posted by LegallyYourDead at 2025-08-15 05:49 PM

I've already voiced my disagreements/disappointments with Trump and this subject is one of them.
#11 | Posted by lfthndthrds

Nah.

The other day you said Trump shouldn't release the Epstein Files because too many powerful men are named and it will be too disruptive.

#14 | Posted by snoofy at 2025-08-15 06:32 PM

I DON'T SEE WHAT THE PROBLEM IS.

oh wait....I forgot you crock suckers don't have
a sense of humor.

#15 | Posted by shrimptacodan at 2025-08-15 06:47 PM

This isn't a troll, Newsom has lost his mind same as Trump.

#16 | Posted by oneironaut at 2025-08-15 07:39 PM

Ever been to a YMCA locker room? The really old dudes walk around buck naked. It's disgusting.

Well now you know how women feel with a man in the locker room.

#17 | Posted by oneironaut at 2025-08-15 07:41 PM

"Well now you know how women feel with a man in the locker room."

What a riot.

Trans folks change in the restroom. The last thing they're looking for is hassle. Chicks with dlcks aren't going to shower with women; that's done at home.

What you're referring to is a predator, who never needed the ruse, to be a predator.

#18 | Posted by Danforth at 2025-08-15 08:37 PM

Donald Trump is an admitted sexual predator, yet the cult is still scared of trans.

Make it make sense, cultists!

#19 | Posted by rstybeach11 at 2025-08-15 09:08 PM

I DON'T SEE WHAT THE PROBLEM IS.

oh wait....I forgot you crock suckers don't have
a sense of humor.

#15 | Posted by shrimptacodan

And you don't have a sense of shame, and you cant excuse away trump/epstein, so your strategy is to make jokes about it.

#20 | Posted by SpeakSoftly at 2025-08-16 03:32 PM

This isn't a troll, Newsom has lost his mind same as Trump.

#16 | Posted by oneironaut