Trump Dishes on Melania's Steamed Panties at Rally

Monday, December 22, 2025

Explaining that his wife is "a very meticulous person," Donald continued, "Her undergarments, sometimes referred to as panties, are folded perfect, wrapped. They're, like, so perfect."

"I think that she steams them," Donald added.

Posted by Dbt2 at 06:30 PM | 22 COMMENTS | permalink

Trump rants about First Lady Melania's 'panties' drawer during rambling speech

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-- The Independent (@the-independent.com) Dec 20, 2025 at 10:47 AM

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Future generations are going to have a heard time understanding why Trump was ever a thing.

#1 | Posted by Zed at 2025-12-22 10:20 AM

He's all KKKlass.

Always has been.

Future generations are going to have a heard time understanding why Trump was ever a thing.

No they're not. We are at the dawn of Idiocracy. Get ready for the next gen of absolute pieces of trash running and winning the presidency. Putin couldn't have picked a better person to destroy this nation.

#2 | Posted by Nixon at 2025-12-22 10:37 AM

Stinky brags that he can tell the difference between steamed panties and giraffes.

#3 | Posted by reinheitsgebot at 2025-12-22 01:38 PM

Steamed Hams

#4 | Posted by LegallyYourDead at 2025-12-22 06:20 PM

pppfffftttt! Of course he did... crotch humor...

anything to tell the broze allllllll about about "whut he duz with his hose"...men like him are really stupid... when they can't impress others with their bull-chit... they brag about what they can do with their wee-knee.
He spends the rest of his day acquiescing to men with real power and a sense of themselves.

Ya know... Trumpanzee... Looks like his mom... acts like her too...

#5 | Posted by RightisTrite at 2025-12-23 12:23 AM

Melania's Steamed Panties...Great Band Name!

#6 | Posted by kmtahir2023 at 2025-12-23 11:25 AM

Melania's Steamed Panties

Great Band Name!

#7 | Posted by kmtahir2023 at 2025-12-23 11:26 AM

#7 | Posted by kmtahir2023

STOP!

Do not give Trump any ideas on what else he can sell!

#8 | Posted by Sycophant at 2025-12-23 11:38 AM

Pedo 47 loves the feel of freshly steamed panties on his neck ----.

#9 | Posted by reinheitsgebot at 2025-12-23 12:59 PM

Only Turnip would think this is something great to tell the public. In the process it gives you an idea of just how off track his mental processes are. Most people have mental filters that tell them this or that tidbit is not appropriate for public consumption.

#10 | Posted by BBQ at 2025-12-23 01:24 PM

You only say that because you don't know enough about Jackson or Harrison. This isn't the first time this has happened in the US.

#11 | Posted by s1l3ntc0y0t3 at 2025-12-23 03:51 PM

#4 Personally, I love Steamed Hams

But that's just me.

Primero vinieron por los blancos...

#12 | Posted by A_Friend at 2025-12-23 09:54 PM

#4 This interlude is brought to you by Steamed Hams...

...primarily refers to a famous, viral scene from The Simpsons where Principal Skinner tries to pass off Krusty Burgers as his own "steamed hams," claiming it's an "Albany expression," but it also refers to actual steamed hamburgers, a real (though different) regional food from Connecticut diners that The Simpsons writer based the joke on. So, it's a pop culture phenomenon and a specific type of steamed burger.

#13 | Posted by A_Friend at 2025-12-23 10:09 PM

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I love posting here.

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I'll march my band out
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I beat my drum
And if I'm fanned out
Your turn at bat, sir
At least I didn't fake it, hat, sir
Guess, I didn't make it
Get ready for me, love, 'cause I'm a comer
I simply gotta march, my heart's a drummer
Nobody, no nobody is gonna rain on my parade!

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#15 | Posted by A_Friend at 2025-12-23 10:18 PM

I'll Be Home for Christmas

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Simply having a Wonderful Christmastime

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Your parting wisdom for the evening before Christmas Eve:

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Low hanging fruit.

#21 | Posted by A_Friend at 2025-12-23 10:39 PM

You only say that because you don't know enough about Jackson or Harrison. This isn't the first time this has happened in the US.

#11 | Posted by s1l3ntc0y0t3

Yeah, boy, Harrison really left his mark on the nation. For Boaz's benefit:

William Henry Harrison served as the ninth U.S. president for just 32 days in 1841 -- the shortest term in history -- from his inauguration on March 4 to his death from pneumonia on April 4. He was the first president to die in office.

#22 | Posted by Dbt2 at 2025-12-24 11:35 AM

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