#4 Personally, I love Steamed Hams

But that's just me.

#4 This interlude is brought to you by Steamed Hams...

...primarily refers to a famous, viral scene from The Simpsons where Principal Skinner tries to pass off Krusty Burgers as his own "steamed hams," claiming it's an "Albany expression," but it also refers to actual steamed hamburgers, a real (though different) regional food from Connecticut diners that The Simpsons writer based the joke on. So, it's a pop culture phenomenon and a specific type of steamed burger.

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And if I'm fanned out
Your turn at bat, sir
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I guess, I didn't make it
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A freckle on the nose of life's complexion
The cinder or the shiny apple of its eye
I gotta fly once, I gotta try once
Only can die once, right, sir?
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I simply gotta march, my heart's a drummer
Don't bring around a cloud to rain on my parade
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Hey, Mr. Arnstein, here I am
I'll march my band out
I beat my drum
And if I'm fanned out
Your turn at bat, sir
At least I didn't fake it, hat, sir
Guess, I didn't make it
Get ready for me, love, 'cause I'm a comer
I simply gotta march, my heart's a drummer
Nobody, no nobody is gonna rain on my parade!

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