Drudge Retort: The Other Side of the News
Tuesday, March 19, 2024

A Chipotle manager exposed himself and masturbated in the dining room of a Pennsylvania restaurant, according to police who say that a female victim "felt three squirts of liquid hit her jeans" when she got up to leave the table where the man had allegedly been pleasuring himself. During police questioning, Ransome reportedly "confirmed the incident" in verbal and written statements. He was charged yesterday with multiple misdemeanors, including indecent assault, open lewdness, and indecent exposure.

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Sounds like he prepared his burrito with ALL the fixings...

#1 | Posted by censored at 2024-03-19 10:48 PM | Reply

Getting really aggressive about upcharging for things like extra protein these days.

#2 | Posted by zeropointnrg at 2024-03-20 05:24 PM | Reply | Newsworthy 1

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