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Tuesday, June 18, 2024

The political left's obsession with genitalia is well known - The majority of their politics revolve around sex, sexual identity, sexual fetishes and the sexualization of children. So, it's no surprise that they would actually fund a study intended to show a relationship between gun owners and feelings of sexual inadequacy. The assertion being that men suffering from penis dissatisfaction are more likely to have psychological distress and instabilities associated with violence. The problem is, the study backfired.

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In this study, we formally examine the association between penis size dissatisfaction and gun ownership in America. The primary hypothesis, derived from the psychosexual theory of gun ownership, asserts that men who are more dissatisfied with the size of their penises will be more likely to personally own guns. To test this hypothesis, we used data collected from the 2023 Masculinity, Sexual Health, and Politics (MSHAP) survey, a national probability sample of 1,840 men, and regression analyses to model personal gun ownership as a function of penis size dissatisfaction, experiences with penis enlargement, social desirability, masculinity, body mass, mental health, and a range of sociodemographic characteristics. We find that men who are more dissatisfied with the size of their penises are less likely to personally own guns across outcomes, including any gun ownership, military-style rifle ownership, and total number of guns owned. The inverse association between penis size dissatisfaction and gun ownership is linear; however, the association is weakest among men ages 60 and older. With these findings in mind, we failed to observe any differences in personal gun ownership between men who have and have not attempted penis enlargement. To our knowledge, this is the first study to formally examine the association between penis size and personal gun ownership in America. Our findings fail to support the psychosexual theory of gun ownership. Alternative theories are posited for the apparent inverse association between penis size dissatisfaction and personal gun ownership, including higher levels of testosterone and constructionist explanations.

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"We find that men who are more dissatisfied with the size of their penises are less likely to personally own guns..."

#1 | Posted by HeliumRat at 2024-06-18 04:58 AM | Reply

So all the accusations have just been projection all this time. So much more makes sense about this site now.

#2 | Posted by kwrx25 at 2024-06-18 10:20 AM | Reply

"less likely to personally own guns"

Why would they say "personally?"

Is there some kind of collective ownership of guns taking place in significant numbers?

#3 | Posted by snoofy at 2024-06-18 10:27 AM | Reply

If they have a gun, they feel better about themselves and less unhappy with the size of their...hands...

Thanks boys for clearing that up.

#4 | Posted by Sycophant at 2024-06-18 11:48 AM | Reply

Is there some kind of collective ownership of guns taking place in significant numbers?

#3 | POSTED BY SNOOFY AT 2024-06-18 10:27 AM | FLAG:

It's in their wife's name.

#5 | Posted by sitzkrieg at 2024-06-18 12:21 PM | Reply

Why would they say "personally?"?
#3 | POSTED BY SNOOFY

As opposed to an LEO, where the weapon is owned within the line of work.

For instance it's possible and not unreasonable that LEOs are dissatisfied with their penis size and has a firearm.

#6 | Posted by oneironaut at 2024-06-18 01:01 PM | Reply

What about the link, if any, to those gun owners suffering from Peyronie's disease?

#7 | Posted by Doc_Sarvis at 2024-06-18 02:43 PM | Reply

You should launch a research project on that.

#8 | Posted by sitzkrieg at 2024-06-19 08:57 AM | Reply

"The political left's obsession with genitalia is well known"

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

#9 | Posted by LegallyYourDead at 2024-06-19 03:23 PM | Reply

"Sage retracts more than 200 papers from journal for compromised peer review"

retractionwatch.com

WHOOOOOOOOPS

#10 | Posted by LegallyYourDead at 2024-06-19 03:30 PM | Reply

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