Worker Arrested for B&E Dead Guy's Home to Steal Sex Doll

Wednesday, July 03, 2024

A funeral home worker in Nebraska has been charged with attempting to steal a dead man's sex doll after being caught on the premises with a body bag, court documents show.

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Funeral worker tried to steal sex doll in body bag: cops https://t.co/HWacBiiubs pic.twitter.com/tvlzRSSvEA
" New York Post (@nypost) June 4, 2024

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To be fair, the original owner was dead. So he probably didn't need it any any longer.

#1 | Posted by censored at 2024-07-03 03:01 PM | Reply

"charged with attempting"

he should have attempted overthrowing the government.
You can't get charged with anything for that.
--Supreme Court

#2 | Posted by snoofy at 2024-07-03 03:06 PM | Reply

Pretty sure this was posted a month ago when it happened

#3 | Posted by qcp at 2024-07-03 03:47 PM | Reply | Newsworthy 1

I don't even buy pre-wacked porn, using another dudes receptacle, eww.

#4 | Posted by TFDNihilist at 2024-07-05 01:53 PM | Reply

This may be the most pathetic crime of the century.

Its not even gross just pathetic.

#5 | Posted by Tor at 2024-07-05 02:32 PM | Reply

Heartland ... .funeral home worker ... dead body ... sex doll ... huffin an a puffin ... .

Get Jesus and the flag in on this act and we've got ourselves a very salable product for the folks over at Netflix.

#6 | Posted by Doc_Sarvis at 2024-07-05 03:08 PM | Reply | Newsworthy 1