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William Ashley Sunday (November 19, 1862 " November 6, 1935) was an American evangelist and professional baseball outfielder. He played for eight seasons in the National League before becoming the most influential American preacher during the first two decades of the 20th century.

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To become one of the Vatican's exclusive Swiss Guards you must be male, between 19 and 30 years old and single.

Or as Lindsey Graham says, "Hello there"

#1 | Posted by lee_the_agent at 2025-04-27 11:41 AM | Reply | Funny: 2

The Vatican is cooperating with the aliens obviously. They probably even have some in the basement.

And Greys prefer them young and fresh for the ---- probes.

No one wants to probe an old stained and wrinkled stink eye!

#2 | Posted by donnerboy at 2025-04-27 11:47 AM | Reply

Ben Franklin would.

#3 | Posted by snoofy at 2025-04-27 11:49 AM | Reply | Funny: 1

I always thought this was Billy Sunday: i.ytimg.com

#4 | Posted by C0RI0LANUS at 2025-04-27 12:41 PM | Reply

Happy Sunday. Grateful, Skankful, and Blessed.

My Ass Itches.

Gracie... Yer slippin',you need to get posting your drivel again.

It's sad you have stopped. But I'll try to carry the torch until you can resume.

Your Pal.

#5 | Posted by Effeteposer at 2025-04-27 03:56 PM | Reply

Magat scum suck

#6 | Posted by truthhurts at 2025-04-27 03:58 PM | Reply

A song written for Sec Hegseth?

Nails - 88 Lines about 44 Women (1984)
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Lyrics excerpt ...

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...
[Verse 1]
Deborah was a Catholic girl, she held out 'til the bitter end
Carla was a different type, she's the one who put it in
Mary was a black girl and I was afraid of a girl like that
Suzen painted pictures sitting down like a Buddha sat

[Chorus]
Mmm, mmm-mmm-mmm-mmm-mmm-mmm
Mmm, mmm-mmm-mmm-mmm-mmm-mmm

[Verse 2]
Reno was a nameless girl, a geographic memory
Cathy was a Jesus freak, she liked that kind of misery
Vicki had this special way of turning sex into a song
Kamala, who couldn't sing, kept the beat and kept it strong

[Chorus]
Mmm, mmm-mmm-mmm-mmm-mmm-mmm
Mmm, mmm-mmm-mmm-mmm-mmm-mmm

[Verse 3]
Zilla was an archetype, the voodoo queen, the queen of wrath
Joan thought men were second best to ------------ in the bath
Sherry was a feminist, she really had that gift of gab
Kathleen's point of view was this, take whatever you can grab
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[Chorus]
Mmm, mmm-mmm-mmm-mmm-mmm-mmm
Mmm, mmm-mmm-mmm-mmm-mmm-mmm

[Verse 4]
Seattle was another girl who left her mark upon the map
Karen liked to tie me up and left me hanging by a strap
Jeannie had this nightclub walk that made grown men feel underage
Mariella, who had a son, said "I must go", but finally stayed

[Chorus]
Mmm, mmm-mmm-mmm-mmm-mmm-mmm
Mmm, mmm-mmm-mmm-mmm-mmm-mmm

[Verse 5]
Gloria, the last taboo, was shattered by her tongue one night
Mimi brought the taboo back and held it up before the light
Marilyn, who knew no shame, was never ever satisfied
Julie came and went so fast, she didn't even say goodbye

[Chorus]
Mmm, mmm-mmm-mmm-mmm-mmm-mmm
Mmm, mmm-mmm-mmm-mmm-mmm-mmm

[Verse 6]
Well, Rhonda had a house in Venice, lived on brown rice and cocaine
Patty had a house in Houston, shot cough syrup in her veins
Linda thought her life was empty, filled it up with alcohol
Katherine was much too pretty, she didn't do that ---- at all
[Chorus]
Mmm (Uh-uh, not Katherine), mmm-mmm-mmm-mmm-mmm-mmm
Mmm, mmm-mmm-mmm-mmm-mmm-mmm

[Verse 7]
Pauline thought that love was simple, turn it on and turn it off
Jean-Marie was complicated like some French filmmaker's plot
Gina was the perfect lady, always kept her stockings straight
Jackie was a rich punk rocker, silver spoon and a paper plate

[Chorus]
Mmm, mmm-mmm-mmm-mmm-mmm-mmm
Mmm, mmm-mmm-mmm-mmm-mmm-mmm

[Verse 8]
Sarah was a modern dancer, lean pristine transparency
Janet wrote bad poetry in a crazy kind of urgency
Tanya Turkish liked to ---- while wearing leather biker boots
Brenda's strange obsession was for certain vegetables and fruit

[Chorus]
Mmm, mmm-mmm-mmm-mmm-mmm-mmm
Mmm, mmm-mmm-mmm-mmm-mmm-mmm

[Verse 9]
Rowena was an artist's daughter, the deeper image shook her up
...

I chose you to end this list

[Outro]
Eighty-eight lines about forty-four women
...


I did say there were 88 lines ... :)

#7 | Posted by LampLighter at 2025-04-28 02:59 AM | Reply

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