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Thursday, March 19, 2026

Let me explain something to the morons out there. President Piggy is going to have the Singular achievement of losing a war without having controlled the country. Let me explain. We lost Viet Nam, We lost Afghanistan, We lost Iraq. But in all of those wars we controlled all or a substantial part of the country for an extended period of time. That will not be the case with Iran. Let's be clear about something. In the 100+years where air power has been a thing, NO war was ever won by air power alone. No Regime FELL by air power alone. So, brag all you want about destroying this that or the other thing or murdering countless children. ALL IRAN HAS TO DO TO WIN IS SURVIVE

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That is it, that is all they have to do.

They don't even have to survive as a non-failed state-Afghanistan proved that even a failed state can win.

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That is it, that is all they have to do.

They don't even have to survive as a non-failed state-Afghanistan proved that even a failed state can win.

Trump will achieve a singular accomplishment. Losing a war without controlling a significant portion of that country.

That is truly an achievement.

Do yourself a favor and look at Iran's coastline along the Gulf and along the Gulf of Oman.

That is the coastline that our armed forces would have to seize unless there is an air landing further inland.

Let me explain to you. that is impossible with our current military.

We have like 450,000 active troops WORLDWIDE and double that if you include national guard.

Are any of the neighboring countries going to let us stage that force on their land?

NOPE

Even if they would, this would not be like the build up to the Iraq war, Iran could send drone after drone after drone

NOPE

No significant land grab will happen.

#1 | Posted by truthhurts at 2026-03-19 11:23 PM | Reply | Newsworthy 1

But he will declare he won, and that he achieved all his undeclared goals for starting the war.

#2 | Posted by LampLighter at 2026-03-19 11:23 PM | Reply

We MIGHT do something stupid like grab Kharg Island which will be nothing more than a shooting gallery for our troops.

Or we might send the 82nd airborne and some special forces to dig out the nuclear material, which happens to be a few miles from a big city, so ummm, no support, waves of Iranians, ummm bad idea.

NOT GOING TO HAPPEN

So, no land attack.

We are once again left with the reminder that air power does not hold ground.

This is a war that Piggy CAN NOT WIN

There is ONLY the cost that will be incurred until Piggy comes to that realization.

Since Piggy is who Piggy is and Piggy does not admit mistakes and he cannot TACO (Israel and Iran have a word to say) I think a nuke is likely when he gets truly desperate.

For the record he sort of sent up a trial balloon today about nukes when he answered a question about the $200 billion funding request with a comment about the power of the weaponry our military has that could end this in 2 seconds.

CLEARLY, he has nukes on the brain.

And who here thinks Piggy wouldn't use a nuke if he thought he couldn't win. this is the man who wanted to nuke hurricanes. He has asked his military why he can't use nukes in the past.

#3 | Posted by truthhurts at 2026-03-19 11:32 PM | Reply

But he will declare he won, and that he achieved all his undeclared goals for starting the war.

#2 | POSTED BY LAMPLIGH

Will that open the strait of Hormuz?

#4 | Posted by truthhurts at 2026-03-19 11:33 PM | Reply

So yeah Trump may have the singular achievement of losing a war without even the temporary achievement of controlling some of the country

#5 | Posted by truthhurts at 2026-03-19 11:34 PM | Reply

The administration did tell us this would take 5-6 weeks. 2 weeks in and it already looks horrible for Iran. Can they really withstand 4 more weeks of this?

#6 | Posted by BellRinger at 2026-03-20 12:00 AM | Reply

The administration did tell us this would take 5-6 weeks.

They also said it was won over a week ago. They treat Iran as would a 5 year old with a new toy. It will be over when they get bored, and then they will go and break some other toy.

#7 | Posted by REDIAL at 2026-03-20 12:08 AM | Reply

We are 3 weeks in.

And yes, easily.

90,000,000 people.

During the Korean war we destroyed all but 2 buildings in the NK capital and they fought on

We leveled entire cities throughout Germany in WW2 Not only did they not quit they increased production.

In Vietnam we dropped how may millions of bombs? Did that help us win?

Hamas didn't quit after 2 years of absolute devastation and starvation.

We are dropping 5,000 lb bunker busters to take out missile launchers (assuming they were actually in those caves). Is that a cost benefit ratio in our favor?

AND WE MURDERED THEIR LEADER WHO HAPPENED TO BE THEIR RELIGIOUS LEADER.

They can stand 4 more MONTHS of this. I can't understand how people think they WOULDN'T fight on. Especially since we attacked during negotiations twice, we murdered their leaders, and this is existential for them. No they won't have a problem continuing this fight.

Can we? NOPE.

$200,000,000,0000 and that is just the beginning.

Countries are already running out of oil and LNG. Fertilizer will be through the roof-the planting season will be hurt badly, and it is too late to fix that meaning food shortages come summer and fall.

How much pressure do you think Piggy can take when all of these economic hits start stacking up?

Again, air power will not work no matter how much is destroyed. It in many ways unites the country against a common enemy. Killing their children will tend to foster a nihilistic attitude of hatred.

And all they need to do is keep like 5% of their military capability to keep the strait closed.

Do yourself a favor and research the military end of it, not just the war porn guys by the strategists the ones who study this stuff. They are ALL saying this is a disaster unfolding of historic proportions.

#8 | Posted by truthhurts at 2026-03-20 12:13 AM | Reply

Military strategists largely agree that a U.S.-Israel war with Iran would achieve immediate tactical goals"destroying nuclear facilities, missile sites, and weakening the IRGC"but would fail to deliver a clear long-term endgame. The conflict risks creating a long-term, entrenched conflict rather than regime change, with Iran potentially becoming more hardline.

Key points of consensus include:
Tactical Success vs. Strategic Failure: While the U.S. and Israel can inflict devastating damage on Iranian infrastructure, there is no clear political mechanism for converting this military pressure into a successful, stable post-war government.
Resilience of the Regime: Despite leadership decapitation, Iranian leadership remains resilient, with a high likelihood that the regime would stay in power, or be replaced by a similar, more entrenched hardline faction rather than a pro-Western government.
Regional Instability and Proxies: The conflict risks expanding, with Iranian proxies potentially unleashing attacks throughout the Middle East, leading to a broader regional conflict.
Backfire Risk: Strategists warn of a multidimensional "backfire," where targeted killings harden Iranian public opinion, boost the regime's legitimacy through nationalism, and strain Western alliances, particularly regarding the diversion of resources from the Ukraine-Russia conflict.
Limited Utility of Airpower: Air campaigns, while effective at destroying physical assets, are unlikely to cause a regime collapse and may accelerate Iran's drive for nuclear weaponization as a survival mechanism.

The prevailing view is that while tactical victories are likely, they may not lead to a lasting or beneficial strategic outcome.

#9 | Posted by truthhurts at 2026-03-20 12:17 AM | Reply

Ask yourself what Piggy's response to the attack on the Iranian and Qatar LNG field tells you.

He FREAKED out on both Iran AND Israel (despite he approving Israel's attack).

That should tell you he has to date vastly underestimated Iran's willingness to lash out. (On top of the complete surprise from day 1 of Iran's ability and willingness to fight back-they have decimated our expensive radar network which has crippled most of our defenses)

That should tell you how sensitive he is to attacks on the oil sector throughout the ME.

It should tell you that Israel has completely different goals than the US and those goals are often at cross purposes. They are assassinating the people we should be negotiating with. They are targeting Iran's oil infrastructure which leads to tit-for-tat.

These are not things Trump wants or expected and he is freaking out about it. Closing the strait shocked him as evident by his begging allies to help him with (though opening the strait is pointless without a ceasefire).

Piggy is on edge which is scary bad

#10 | Posted by truthhurts at 2026-03-20 12:22 AM | Reply

@#6 ... The administration did tell us this would take 5-6 weeks. 2 weeks in and it already looks horrible for Iran. Can they really withstand 4 more weeks of this? ...

Trump says Iran war to last four to five weeks but could go far longer' (March 2, 2026)
www.theguardian.com

... Donald Trump has laid out four goals in Iran and said the US campaign had been projected to last four to five weeks but could "go far longer than that".

On Monday, the US president offered his most extensive comments yet about the war, going beyond two video messages and a series of brief phone interviews with reporters that offered sometimes conflicting objectives.

But Trump undercut the gravity of his remarks by abruptly pivoting to tout his plans for a new White House ballroom, boasting that it would be the "most beautiful ballroom in the world", coming in "under budget" and "ahead of schedule" for "$400m or less". ...



#11 | Posted by LampLighter at 2026-03-20 12:25 AM | Reply

People need to understand that Israel's goal is to extend the conflict as long as possible so they can do with S. Lebanon and Iran what the did with Gaza. The IDF WANTS instability and chaos in Iran, they are killing the people in Iran we would negotiate with and all that does is harden Iranian opinion. They WANT Iran to destroy the ME oil facilities. All of that would justify a long term war with Iran.

Netanyahu's aim is on top of that where he wants war to avoid prison.

Those goals conflict with Piggy looking for an offramp.

He MIGHT be able to convince Israel to stop fighting (Israel would view it as a temporary ceasefire and would come back later-mowing the lawn as they say)/

But Piggy need Iran to agree to stop and Iran has ZERO incentive to quit. If they quit, they have no guarantee Israel (and the US) won't be back in a year and would have given up all of their advantage they gained destroying the radar network and shutting down the strait.

that is why we are screwed. Piggy can't taco even if he wanted to and Iran has no incentive to quit and frankly would be stupid to as that would only assure their long-term collapse. It is truly existential for them-either continue fighting with the goal of getting long term security guarantees OR face regular attacks by Israel until their society collapses.

so, no blowing up a bunch of shit won't solve that problem.

#12 | Posted by truthhurts at 2026-03-20 12:29 AM | Reply

The end of the conflict is no longer up to Piggy.

Say he declares victory tomorrow and stops attacking and gets Israel to stop attacking.

Will that open the strait?

Nope

So, we bomb and repeat.

then what?

People need to stop with this timeframe question it is stupid. It's like predicting the length of the Iraq war in March 2003/

#13 | Posted by truthhurts at 2026-03-20 12:32 AM | Reply

US sending more warships, troops to join war: Report
US-based news site Newsmax is reporting that US military forces are preparing to send several warships along with 4,000 marines and sailors to "reinforce its troops fighting against Iran", citing four unnamed officials.

The Boxer Amphibious Ready Group, which is being deployed from the US West Coast, also includes F-35 fighter jets, missiles, and amphibious vehicles that can be used to carry out land invasions, according to Newsmax.

The latest report comes after the US sent some 2,500 Marines and the USS Tripoli amphibious assault ship to the Middle East.

ayup

#14 | Posted by truthhurts at 2026-03-20 12:33 AM | Reply

Ask a military historian the success rate of piecemeal reinforcement to a military campaign.

Let's ask AI

Piecemeal reinforcement"defined as feeding troops or resources into a battle or war gradually rather than in a single, massive wave"is generally considered a poor military strategy with a low success rate, as it often allows the enemy to "defeat in detail" (destroying units one by one).

2500 marines here

4000 marines there

piece meal

a poor military strategy

sounds about Hegseth

#15 | Posted by truthhurts at 2026-03-20 12:36 AM | Reply

" They also said it was won over a week ago"

Mission Accomplished!!

#16 | Posted by BellRinger at 2026-03-20 12:55 AM | Reply

@#11 ... Donald Trump has laid out four goals in Iran ...

... during a March 2, 2026 Medal of Honor ceremony.

Transcript is here, if you can make any sense of what he says...

www.c-span.org

... President Donald Trump awarded three veterans with the Medal of Honor at the White House. Before he bestowed the award, the president spoke about the ongoing military operation with Israel against Iran, saying, "the United States military continues to carry out large-scale combat operations in Iran to eliminate the grave threats posed to America by this terrible terrorist regime."

Initial attacks resulted in the deaths of several leaders, including Supreme Leader Ali Khamenei. Mr. Trump awarded the Medal of Honor to Sgt. Maj. Terry Richardson (Ret.) for saving the lives of 85 other service members during the Vietnam War, as well as two deceased veterans: Master Sgt. Roderick Edmonds for his leadership as a prisoner of war in Germany during World War II, and Staff Sgt. Michael Ollis, who was killed in action in 2013 during a Taliban attack in Afghanistan. Polish soldier Karol Cierpica, who was saved by Ollis during the attack, also delivered remarks. ...


Then the transcript starts ...

#17 | Posted by LampLighter at 2026-03-20 12:58 AM | Reply

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