Pennsylvania's Measles Outbreak Is Enormous
The two latest deaths suggest that the true number of infections is much larger than reported.
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Pennsylvania asks CDC for emergency help as measles outbreak spreads[image or embed] -- The Guardian (@theguardian.com) 12:24 PM · Sep 17, 2026
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MAGA culture. It's always worse than you thought.
#1 | Posted by Zed at 2026-09-17 01:07 PM | Reply
"ONLY THE WEAK WILL FAIL."
That said, what is AI's epidemic suggestions?
Self-isolation.
Social distancing.
Nothing about dying alone, but Amazon self-zipping body bag delivery service is entirely drone operated, so..
The digital toe tag market should explode! "Look! There's gramma! And pastor Derp! 100% correctly guessed their favorite president on Kalshi and Polymarket!"
This is market-driven economic virality.
"ONLY THE UNMONITIZED WILL FAIL."
Designer influenza as a reveal party, it's coming.
#2 | Posted by redlightrobot at 2026-09-17 01:15 PM | Reply
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