---- off, idiot.

#1 | Posted by LegallyYourDead

I knew I took a risk talking about anything athletic in a place
flooded with so many pansies.
--and it's even better when the biggest wimp / internet cowboy
is first to showcase it's total lack of intellectual acuity.
You have a good day picking your nose after picking your butt.

and then back to your nose......same finger.

#6 | Posted by REDIAL

a couple.....but not the young guns...

used to be thought that doing weights ruined the swing

Bryson grip it and rip it and shefflers " two step" has

pretty much ended that discussion.

plus MCElroy lives in a weight room..

#4 | Posted by REDIAL

cataract surgery this week...

Golf is athletic?

#5 | Posted by LampLighter a

yeah I know....my regular game has one guy with a semi full bar

in the back of his cart.

best part may be the mental game ...

bryson is brash....slapping hands between holes..talks to crowd...

rory is stoic....he said in interview that he's gomna stay within himself

bryson said he'll used the crowd to pump him up..

a regenerated battle of JACK versus Trevino...

Do the golfers sweat because of their ~exertion?~

#10 | Posted by LampLighter

hell yes....if I'm playing a 50 dollar nassau....total of 150 if lose all 3

bets and all I've got is 50 bucks...

the sweat is hitting 500- 1000 balls everyday...

you better be an athelie when you driving way over 100 mph and you're a couple

of feet from another way over 100 mph speeding bullet after being in

that car for hours.

and the game of golf is impossible....you never win at golf...

like guy with usga said....regular golfers aren't good enough to get pissed

off about it....you're never gonna beat golf

Just walking around.
#13 | Posted by LampLighter

you wouldn't say that if you had to walk on my poor legs.

lol

we ride but 18 is basically a warm up....

never play less than 27....sometimes 36 and 47 a few times

depends on how much money has changed hands.....

and then there is the "alcohol factor"

@#2 ... I knew I took a risk talking about anything athletic ...

Golf is athletic?

#5 | Posted by LampLighter a

eh....that was just for legallyisaprik .

#22 | Posted by Dbt2

thanks....had other procedures where I"m going and it's the same thing....

line em up....and move em out...

which is okay....2 people who count...I do a lot of research before I do to anyone new....dr and anesthesiologist are
rated top shelf med workers

John Daly is also spending the Masters weekend at at a Hooters in Augusta.

That is a real thing.

#26 | Posted by REDIAL a

TRUE STORY and you'll agree when you hear it.

I was a walking scorer for the local pga open....guy with headphones and pocket computer

who calls for officials and helps caddies keep score walking by the people carrying the score signs...

during wednesday pro-am I'm with two young guys that traveled in mobile homes..

one of them said...." DAMNIT"....other said what's wrong....." there's daly parking

right next to us....we won't get any sleep all weekend..."

not mobile homes....RV

holy son of a mother bubba may I

#15.....mcelroy.....

world class.....tiger like.....

what a great final round of golf

ups and downs..I still think Rory is gonna spent

lots of time with that wedge even though the hacker shots

didn't keep him from winning.

one last thing on "athletes and golfers....I was there in 2007 and the tv

does not show you just how tough it is to walk....one of the first nine is several

stories from tee to last 150 yards...downhill but then you have to walk back up

and that's what you do all day long and not "just walking"

add the pressure of every shot and you're an athlete.

NOW if you want to talk about the caddie.....that's a whole nuther thang...