An ex-DOGE staffer Edward Coristine (19) AKA "Big Balls" could receive the highest civilian honor in the US, placing him in the company of luminaries such as Rosa Parks, Dr. Martin Luther King Jr, Mother Teresa, and the late Pope Francis. Two weeks after Coristine was allegedly assaulted during a 3AM carjacking in the gay neighborhood of Dupont Circle, Washington DC, the White House says it would consider giving the junta puppet a Presidential Medal of Freedom for his bravery. This Felon Musk disciple is a GG-15, the highest federal appointment without US Senate confirmation that pays a robust salary. "Big Balls' is now working at the SSA. Coristine's maternal grandfather, Valery Martynov, was a KGB Lieutenant Colonel executed by the USSR for being a double agent. AI video of this potential affront: AI Horror Show.