Dummkopf Trumpf (79) awkwardly gushed at Kate Middleton during his official welcome to the UK on 17 Sep in front of his wife Melanoma (55). The Princess of Wales and Prince William greeted the Dotard-in-Chief and First Lady Melanoma Trumpf on the grounds of Windsor Castle. As they shook hands, Trumpf blubbered to Princess Kate (43): "You're beautiful, so beautiful." The cringe-worthy comments came moments after the Trumpfs stepped off Marine One and greeted the royal couple. Prince William (43) guided the group forward, placing a hand on Kate and Melanoma's backs as they began sauntering together to Windsor Castle. Here are ten of the most embarrassing moments of the First Couple preceding this indecorum: Top Ten Public Trumpf Faux Pas