Brewery Offers Free Beer All Day the Day Trump Dies

Monday, February 02, 2026

"Free beer, all day long, the day he dies," the brewery wrote. "Show us this post when it happens in a few months and we'll make good on that promise."

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"Apparently Fox News wants to interview us about our upcoming celebration of life' party, in which we promised free beer for the whole day when he finally dies," a post on the brewery's Facebook page wrote.

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"Minocqua then shared its response to Fox's Lindsay Kornick.

"If you'd like to come to our party celebrating the impending death of a twice-impeached convicted felon covering up for the largest child sex ring in the history of the United States " someone who has enabled his contemporary American Gestapo to brutally murder two American protesters in a matter of weeks, then we'll invite you and any Fox News colleagues of yours on one condition ... . No red hats allowed.

Give your bosses at Faux News my best. Kirk Bangstad, Owner, Minocqua Brewing Company."

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Unsurprisingly, their FB page seems be unavailable now, at least from the link in the article.... which tells how they got into with Fox News over this offer.

#1 | Posted by Corky at 2026-02-02 02:38 PM | Reply

I think we'll see huge parties nationwide that day. We'll be having one in my neighborhood for sure.

#2 | Posted by qcp at 2026-02-02 02:50 PM | Reply

I'm sure they felt great after writing this.

But they're pulling the tiger's tail with this kind of rhetoric. There is not an insubstantial possibility of some MAGA cultist firebombing their business or jumping them in the parking lot.

#3 | Posted by jpw at 2026-02-02 03:02 PM | Reply

I would gladly drink their beer if I could piss it onto his grave after.

And I don't drink beer.

#4 | Posted by Corky at 2026-02-02 03:07 PM | Reply

The day that pile of ---- dies, depending on timing, I will go to my nearest dispensary and purchase their finest wares, and crack open that 25 yr old Macallan, and sublimate.

#5 | Posted by LegallyYourDead at 2026-02-02 06:09 PM | Reply

A few shots of single malt Knob's Creek is ok with me.

#6 | Posted by shoeless at 2026-02-03 08:47 AM | Reply | Newsworthy 1

single barrel.

#7 | Posted by shoeless at 2026-02-03 08:49 AM | Reply | Newsworthy 1

There is not an insubstantial possibility of some MAGA cultist firebombing their business or jumping them in the parking lot.

#3 | POSTED BY JPW

Absolutely right.

I foresee a spate of MAGA firebombings in the interval they're waiting for Trump to take their guns away.

#8 | Posted by Zed at 2026-02-03 09:50 AM | Reply

The day Trump dies will become a folk holiday on a par with Guy Fawkes day in Great Britain.

Like Halloween, it will be observed widely and spontaneously and with utmost joy.

#9 | Posted by Zed at 2026-02-03 09:52 AM | Reply

I've always wondered if they would pull something along the lines of the movie Dave, except not the body double part.

Just the keeping him alive in a hidden facility while other people "govern" in his name.

#10 | Posted by jpw at 2026-02-03 10:31 AM | Reply

This could be a long wait, or maybe not. Both of his parents lived long lives, his father 93, and mother 88. Longevity has a lot to do with the genetics you inherit from your parents.

BUT! You have to factor in lifestyle too. He's way over weight, doesn't rally exercise and he loves eating that McDonald's junk food.

So it's a wait and see situation.

#11 | Posted by shane at 2026-02-03 01:30 PM | Reply