Condom Shortage Hits Winter Olympics

Saturday, February 14, 2026

While in past Olympics the number of condoms supplied were in the 100,000, in Italy only 10,000 were given away, according to reports.

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The Olympics has run out of condoms. This event is famous for all of the hookups. And who can blame them? Someone send more condoms to Italy immediately. They're still doing public health there.

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-- Elizabeth Jacobs, PhD (@elizabethjacobs.bsky.social) Feb 13, 2026 at 7:35 PM

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Scrumping has always been the most participated in Olympic sport.

#1 | Posted by HanoverFist at 2026-02-13 02:25 PM | Reply

"In Paris 2024, organizers supplied Olympians with 300,000 condoms, though the record goes to the 2016 Rio Olympics, when a whopping 450,000 condoms were distributed.

In Italy, however, it was significantly less: only about 10,000 condoms were distributed."

That's quite a difference.

#2 | Posted by censored at 2026-02-13 02:27 PM | Reply | Newsworthy 1

#3 | Posted by C0RI0LANUS at 2026-02-13 02:34 PM | Reply

#2 | Posted by censored at 2026-02-13 02:27 PM | Reply | Flag

They be getting down in Rio.

#4 | Posted by lfthndthrds at 2026-02-13 02:39 PM | Reply

Witer Olympics? That some cracker racist ---- right there. Witer than who?

#5 | Posted by LegallyYourDead at 2026-02-13 07:50 PM | Reply | Funny: 1

Times are tough.

Guess they will just have to recycle and reuse this year.

#6 | Posted by donnerboy at 2026-02-14 11:56 AM | Reply

Healthy young people, with little to do after their events, are having bunches of sex.
Shocking.
Not.

#7 | Posted by morris at 2026-02-14 01:49 PM | Reply

Kind of wonder, Why give medals for winning when somethimg else exists that they really could use.

Imagine the real athletic contests fighting for the gold wrapper one.

#8 | Posted by Petrous at 2026-02-14 02:59 PM | Reply