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Traveling by plane anywhere is bad right now, but in some places, it's worse.

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As it turns out, there's a good reason to hate"or at least distrust"just about every airport.

Well, again"some more than others. Ultimately, all of this airport research took me to a dark place: Newark, New Jersey ... .

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But, the author cautions,

hating Newark airport is like hating Mondays, or splinters, or wet socks, or the inevitability of death's cold, cruel tap on the shoulder. Or air travel in general. The truth is, all airports are bad. You've heard. They are unlovely and unloved, designed to be passed through, and doomed by decades of disinvestment. They are a vortex of everything annoying: confined spaces, limited options, bad Wi-Fi, overpriced food, fluorescent lighting, other people. They are the opposite of vacation, even as they are inextricably linked to it. And they lay bare the fragility of this modern life, how easy it is for everything to go wrong"right now, especially. The worst airport isn't Atlanta, or Dallas, or Newark. The worst airport is whatever airport you are in.

I'm joking, of course. The worst airport is Newark.

#1 | Posted by Doc_Sarvis at 2026-03-26 11:46 AM | Reply

Until the recent gas price hike, it worked out better financially for me to drive from Cali to the midwest to see family than to fly, figuring in gas and motels vs. air fare and car rental, and I get to enjoy seeing the country off the Interstates as much as possible.
I get to visit State and Nat'l Parks, cruise back highways, visit old buddies on the way, eat local and not get treated like cattle at the airports. There's a lot of great stuff out there.
Just takes a little time.

#2 | Posted by morris at 2026-03-26 12:17 PM | Reply

Most, not all, European airports, top notch.

Helsinki Airport, Finland: Five star.

German airports: The ones I've flown from, Five star.

Luxembourg airport: Comfortable with superb cargo hub.

Vienna Airport: Top notch.

Narita Airport in Tokyo: Efficient.

LGW: Convenient because of rail connection.

CDG: Not too hot. PAX ingress/egress same floor for the flight so the flics are constantly shoving people and cars along.

US airports: See LGA incident. And many US airports receive federal funding to stay afloat as they are unprofitable. Plattsburgh Intl Airport in upstate NY is one if I recall correctly.

#3 | Posted by C0RI0LANUS at 2026-03-26 12:37 PM | Reply

When I moved here, you parked across a 2 lane dropoff lane and were on the plane in seconds. Now, it's a massive, shiny new airport with new parking structures under construction for what seems like years.

#4 | Posted by AMERICANUNITY at 2026-03-26 12:45 PM | Reply

#2 | Posted by morris

If it's under 600 miles I usually drive. After 9/11, it wasn't much longer to drive that distance than to drive to and park at the airport, get through TSA, wait, fly, get a rental, and drive to my destination.

#5 | Posted by AMERICANUNITY at 2026-03-26 02:02 PM | Reply

Same here, AU.

And this episode will NEVER happen gain, EVER.

Last century I left my home in NYC just before 1200 HRs and parked my car at the short-term rental facility at LGA.

With a carry-on bag only, I then boarded a shuttle to DCA.

When I arrived at DCA, I boarded the metro and by 1500 HRs I passed through Pentagon security.

All of this took place within three hours between NYC between Washington DC.

Three hours.

#6 | Posted by C0RI0LANUS at 2026-03-26 02:14 PM | Reply

#6 | Posted by C0RI0LANUS

I enjoy driving. The last time I went to NYC was for fun. I really enjoyed stopping in places along the way. Among others, one of the neatest overnight stops was Kurztown in Amish country PA. Years before, I'd read Michener's "Centennial," which provided insight into some of the sights you see like hex signs on barns and such. Had some of the best pie I've ever eaten. With family all over the NYC area, my first stop was on Long Island. Then I parked in long term at ISLIP and rode into the city for a few days to visit family in Manhattan, Long Island City in Queens, and Brooklyn.

Flying used to be fun before 9/11.

#7 | Posted by AMERICANUNITY at 2026-03-26 02:59 PM | Reply

Yes, flying before 9/11 was fine and fun and driving in Manhattan before 1990 was easy.

I parked my car inexpensively a few blocks away from the Broadway theater that was running the Will Rogers Follies starring Mac Davis.

Great show. Then we ate at a greasy spoon in Hell's Kitchen that catered to the entertainment folks.

Another time we raced to see who get from Whitestone Queens to Greenwich Village for Indian food and we both made it, with parking, in 45 minutes.

I had a heart attack one night when I pulled up to a bar with my hatchback for a gig.

My eyes doubled in size.

There was a parking spot right next to the side entrance. I unloaded my drum kit and set up in record time just because I had less than 30 paces between my car and the stage.

That only happened to me once, but it was just like a "hole-in-one."

No, I didn't buy everyone a drink.

#8 | Posted by C0RI0LANUS at 2026-03-26 03:17 PM | Reply

I'd considered moving to NYC back in the day (session musician), so I spent two weeks there checking things out.

The logistics of moving gear nixed that idea.

#9 | Posted by AMERICANUNITY at 2026-03-26 03:55 PM | Reply

Yup, logistics of moving gear and costs of studio time in NYC become taxing, except for the vocalists.

Stewart Copeland once remarked: "I knew we made it, because I didn't have to haul around my drum kit anymore."

Last century our band would run into a musician at a studio; he'd be finishing while we were coming or vice versa.

I didn't recognize him, but my bandmates did: Didn't Know Him from Adam

#10 | Posted by C0RI0LANUS at 2026-03-26 04:08 PM | Reply

#10 | Posted by C0RI0LANUS

I was recording at the Record Plant studio complex in L.A. many years ago. Out of the studio next to the one I was working in walks Paul McCartney, who invited me in to listen to a track he was working on. Cool guy.

Flash forward to the Super Bowl pregame show in 2005. All of the sudden, I leaned to looked closer at the TV. "What the heck?!" There on stage was a buddy of mine playing with Paul. I emailed him a few days later and asked how that came about (he was flying to their base in Paris on a Gulfstream :-)

Cool story. That show was his AUDITION. He'd never rehearsed with Paul.

He told me he'd woodshedded for two months after being told he'd have an audition (thanks to his friendship with Abraham Laborial, Jr, Paul's incredible drummer with whom he'd been doing low paying pickup gigs with in Europe before Abe got the gig), learning every part on guitar, bass, and background vocals, not knowing the audition was going to be the SB party.

"I was sure that after the gig Paul would clap me on the back and say, "nice to meet you," he said, and that would be that. Paul did get up after dinner, clap me on the back, and say, "great job! We'll see you at rehearsals." Still with Paul after 20+ years. I flew up to Detroit for a Paul gig several years ago. Gotta tell ya, he's is one of the nicest people you could ever meet.

My friend went from being a semi-poor 50-ish musician to building a beachfront house in Santa Monica a few years ago. Couldn't have happened to a better guy.

#11 | Posted by AMERICANUNITY at 2026-03-26 04:29 PM | Reply | Newsworthy 1

Hi AU:

Wow. Super story about the Super Bowl and your friend.

I would add something to do this but I am presently cooking a Beef Stroganoff and I'm needed in the kitchen.

More later.

Coriolanus

#12 | Posted by C0RI0LANUS at 2026-03-26 04:45 PM | Reply

AU:

I set the table and my wife looks really pleased.

The apartment is suffused with a nice aroma which is perfect since I'm hosting bridge tonight.

I'm glad to read about your friend and you because the music industry is tough, but you guys made it.

#13 | Posted by C0RI0LANUS at 2026-03-26 05:06 PM | Reply

The apartment is suffused with a nice aroma which is perfect since I'm hosting bridge tonight.

Sound delicious :-) Good luck at your bridge game!

#14 | Posted by AMERICANUNITY at 2026-03-26 05:09 PM | Reply

Thanks, AU.

One of the places we rehearsed at was Monkey Hill Studios near a stripper place full of 'come hither'-looking Russian debushkas.

#15 | Posted by C0RI0LANUS at 2026-03-26 05:13 PM | Reply

One of the places we rehearsed at was Monkey Hill Studios near a stripper place full of 'come hither'-looking Russian debushkas.

#15 | Posted by C0RI0LANUS

Nice! Were any of the strippers named Ivana Humpalot? (kudos to Mel Brooks)

#16 | Posted by AMERICANUNITY at 2026-03-26 05:26 PM | Reply

Are you kidding me? I was terrified by those good-looking young dames! Homina-homina-honina....i.ytimg.com

#17 | Posted by C0RI0LANUS at 2026-03-26 05:59 PM | Reply

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